Coulda been worse, Johnny. WAY WORSE. Oh, wait, it is. - Steven Perez from Bookmarklet

WHAT. THE. HELL. - Joel Robert Perez

Welcome to the new movie, bub! :D - Steven Perez from IM

Then I'll wait, NO WON'T EVEN SEE IT. - Joel Robert Perez

Don't be a dope. You know you'll see it. Hell, I'm gonna see it. I'm just gonna run like hell for the exit when the credits start rolling. :D - Steven Perez from IM

No. I. Won't. - Joel Robert Perez

hee hee hee ... OK, it will be a free ticket I've been saving for a rainy day. But I won't like it. :D - Steven Perez

Oh my, what the *blank* is this *blank* ? - Janet-The Bottley Crue

Yes, that's the usual reaction. :D - Steven Perez

WHISKEY. FOXTROT. EPIC M'FIN FAIL!!! - Joel Robert Perez

this is a joke, right? - Joe The Sausage

Sadly, no. - Steven Perez from IM

shit, they shoulda used a Nu Metal remake of "Chocolate Rain" instead. - Joe The Sausage

That would have been a million times more awesome than this. - Steven Perez

TOTALLY - Joe The Sausage

I was expecting a Public Enemy/Boondocks-wanna-be remix. - Joel Robert Perez

Hmmmm, a Public Enemy remix of this song ... *pictures Flavor Flav singing THE TOUCH* LOL! - Steven Perez

"After all is said and done....You got the touch... you got the power!" Are you kidding me? This is a transformers 2 themed re-make of the Dirk Diggler track from BOOGIE NIGHTS?! Except somehow, against all odds, they made it WORSE!! You're nobody's fool!!! You're a winner! - veo

the dirk diggler song: http://www.youtube.com/watch... - veo