Really, the commercial I just saw was hilarious. Apparently, home intruders who are bent on bodily injury or theft are totally scared away by the sound of a siren coming from your house. Who knew? Now I can ditch that shotgun and dog and just buy an expensive and noisy box on my wall. - Steven Perez

Also, the women in these commercials are so fast that they can run upstairs and grab the phone before the intruder has run away. The Olympic team should really see about adding some of these actresses for the sprints. - Steven Perez

Dude! The funniest one is how the security dude answers the phone, his brow furrowed with concern, and goes, "Are you okay?! I'm sending someone right away!" - Rah-PM 2012