In all fairness, nobody expects the Spanish inquisition! - Eivind

Their chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... - John (bird whisperer)

I <3 all of you, seriously. - Jennifer Dittrich

Amongst our chief weaponry are such elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... and nice red uniforms... - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ

Don't forget disease. "Until the coming of the Europeans, the New World was free of smallpox, typhus, cholera, and measles" The Aztecs could only fight back with syphilis. - Greg GuitarBuster