Any spelling errors that you may see in my feed are less a matter of drunkenness and more a matter of large fingers slipping off little keys.
- Steven Perez
Let this be a lesson to you, children: 100-proof Stoli is dangerous stuff in the wrong hands.
- Steven Perez
Also: inebriated Steven remembers every single love sonnet he ever memorized in high school. All three of them,
- Steven Perez