"Listen, I know there's a recession on and that by Christmas we're all going to be living in Cormac McCarthy's The Road and viewing infants as a renewable, organically-farmed food source, but I really need to borrow 8,000 Yankee dollars. Just hear me out. I want to launch a TubeSat - a product from Interorbital Services, a company name that smacks of conservative, free-economy-wonk, science-fiction paperbacks popular in the 60s and 70s." - Steven Perez from Bookmarklet