"YEAH MAN, WE’RE GONNA GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER. RIGHT AFTER I OPEN MY RESTAURANT. A RESTAURANT WITH 3-TIERED WATER FOUNTAINS AT EVERY TABLE, MAN! I’M GONNA BE SO RICH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. AND THE MENU WILL CHANGE EVERY WEEK TO A NEW ISLAND CULTURE, BRO! AND…AND THE HOT WAITRESSES WILL SWIM TO YOUR TABLE, BRO. LIKE THERE WILL BE CANALS EVERYWHERE AND THAT’S WHAT THE WAITERS SWIM IN. FUCK, MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE SO HUGE. AND THEN WE’RE GONNA GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER AND WE CAN PLAY ON A FLOATING STAGE INSIDE! THE! RESTAURANT! AND WE’RE GONNA GET SO MUCH TRIM, BRO. BRO THOSE CANALS ARE JUST GONNA BE FILLED WITH WET PUSSIES. BRO. BRO. (yo nick)"
- Steven Perez
from Bookmarklet
classic! if you were a chick, i'd totally flirt with you. this is hilarious dude!
- Morgan