"I worked with Simon for a while at de Masi jones. He was employed to bring in new clients yet somehow managed to be there for several months without bringing in a single one before leaving to pursue his own projects. The lack of new clients may possibly be attributed to his being too busy writing angry emails to other de Masi jones employees such as "When I worked at Olgilvy in Hong Kong, everyone called me Mr Edhouse and said that I was doing a great job. Not once did the secretary there call me a wanker or have her grotty old g-strings poking out the top of her fat arse everyday making me feel ill." which I found much more entertaining than having to do the work new clients would have entailed." - Steven Perez from Bookmarklet

This made me laugh until my teeth hurt. I know Simon. Too many Simons ,-) - Jess