"In a move that's sure to make Internet freedom advocates everywhere laugh out loud, Chinese government censors hard-pressed to stem the tide of porn are now offering to pay web users to go searching for it. Almost needless to say, China's interest in pornography has swelled, in a manner of speaking. Authorities are offering rewards of up to 10,000 yuan (1,465 dollars) to Internet users who report sites that feature pornography, state media reported Sunday. The scheme, part of a larger Internet porn crackdown that even extends to mobile WAP sites, is being marketed by Chinese officials as a way to protect youths during the holiday. The porn prohibition even includes advertisements for sex-related products." - Steven Perez from Bookmarklet

Milhouse: Bart did it! That Bart right there! - Andrew C (✓)

Bart: [angry] Milhouse! - Andrew C (✓)

Lovejoy: Milhouse, you did the right thing. Bart, come with me for punishment. [goes back for Milhouse] You too, snitchy. - Andrew C (✓)