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t-ra: taking the piss
Gentlemen, you can take your late night drunk texts after weeks of radio silence and shove em up your trifling ass. #datingtips
So, I shouldn't send any drunk texts from the Burlesque Festival, then? - Steven Perez
you can drunk text me anytime, Steve. we communicate frequently enough. just don't go MIA for a month then all'a sudden send a "so what you been up to?" at 2am. that's just lame. and insulting as hell. and I will tweet about it apparently. - t-ra: taking the piss
"all'a sudden"... dear god, and here I thought you couldn't get any cuter. - MoTO: Tufted Coqeutte
you flatter me, B. thanks for that. - t-ra: taking the piss
Master of The Obvious (and you're welcome) =========> - MoTO: Tufted Coqeutte
Sucker DJ LB
*waves hands* Pay no attention to the book truck full of stuff. - Sucker DJ LB from Android
I KNEW IT. IT'S A TARDIS. - Steven Perez from Android
I should have taken pix of the full recycling bin. :) - Sucker DJ LB from Android
Shannon - GlassMistress
MAN took the dare and wore the kilt at the wedding! You go boy!
Woohoo! What's on his socks?? - Melly
The socks and kilt belong to a friend. The socks are red plaid. - Shannon - GlassMistress
Mysterious holes in Siberia may be craters of climate change explosions - Boing Boing -
Mysterious holes in Siberia may be craters of climate change explosions - Boing Boing
"But [geophysicist Vladimir] Romanovsky said the hole doesn't look like a typical collapsed pingo; such features usually form from larger mounds that slowly cave in over a period of decades, with all the material falling inside. From the photo of the Yamal crater, "it's obvious that some material was ejected from the hole," Romanovsky said. His Russian colleagues who visited the site told him the dirt was piled more than 3 feet (1 m) high around the hole's edges. Which brings us to the other, fairly awesome, possible explanation. Some observers have noted the presence of smoke and flashes of light in the places where the holes appeared. There's also been some weirdness in the atmospheric science world with spikes of methane turning up in air over Siberia. That's leading some scientists to speculate that the holes could be forming when methane from melted permafrost builds up in a space left by a melting pingo — eventually leading to an explosion." - Me from Bookmarklet
So the Earth farted? - Me
I'm not gonna lie, it could have been our 7 week old. - Steve C
New superhero FartBaby. - Janet from FFHound!
Are mentally ill Americans getting adequate health care?
Hell no. - Steven Perez from Android
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
Mojitos are so good, you guys. No seriously. What? C'mere. I luh you. And you. I luh all y'all sons a bitches!
My G&T says I wuv woo, too. - Steven Perez from Android
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
Andrew C (✔)
All I want is financial security, liberty, creative fulfillment, a lifelong soulmate connection, fame, and a mile-long yacht or airship.
and a pony. - Greg GuitarBuster
looks good to me - MAMA VAL#GOSCARLETTGO
Five out of six ain't bad. - Steven Perez from Android
Jason Toney
Science says you should leave work at 2 p.m. and go for a walk
Science says you should leave work at 2 p.m. and go for a walk
Who am I to argue with science? - Steven Perez from Android
managers never listen to science. - Big Joe Silence
Monique Judge
If you see me reading, please don't fucking try to have a conversation with me.
So much this! - Lisa L. Seifert from iPhone
IT service build is not a factory | The IT Skeptic -
IT service build is not a factory | The IT Skeptic
"There is a widespread idea in IT that IT is a factory, repeatably turning out code which can be treated as identical products on some kind of optimisable production line. This is only true for parts of our IT world: it's usually not true of building services. What do we mean by factory in this context? We mean that building software can be treated like a production line cranking out standardised components, where we manage work-in-progress (WIP), and we optimise repeated tasks. IT is not really a factory. I wrote last year about the applicability of factory-floor techniques to IT in general. I want to focus today on service Build in particular. You can't generally treat Build as a factory. Only a sector of the build-centric community think so. The people who run the shop know better; ITSM knows better. IT is more often a bespoke engineering shop, building one-off make-to-order systems, not make-to-stock components as if we were churning out flat-pack bookshelves." - Me from Bookmarklet
I put in a request for Facilities to take a look at the air conditioning in my office.
I put in a request for Facilities to take a look at the air conditioning in my office.
I can't imagine why. You don't look cold or nothing - Sir Shuping is just sir
Liking out of solidarity. - holly #ravingfangirl from iPhone
I'm getting a Scandinavian Vampire vibe. - MoTO: Tufted Coqeutte
Another classic photo. :) - Julian
You need a tiny "Boo" flag. :( - Sucker DJ LB
Nice stillsuit. - Steven Perez
Facilities came and fixed it last night!!! - Marie
Does that now make you the ghost of christmas past? - Steve C
We could trade. You could send me some of that "too cold" air, and I could send you some heat & humidity from my home office. - April Russo
Facilities: "Are you seeing any CO2 frost yet?" - David Lounsbury
ωαřмaiden ❤Bassetmom❤
My husband. Is too awesome. What did he do? He got me, get this: a genuine Batgirl Batarang from the '60s show. Oh, and it's signed by Yvonne Craig - Batgirl. I'm going to hang it above my computer. All my libraryland ladyfriends are going to be SO JEALOUS. ‪#‎levelingup‬ ‪#‎fabuloushusbandisfabulous‬
HOLY WOW how awesome is that?! - RepoRat
I KNOW. I about wet my pants. I can't even. - ωαřмaiden ❤Bassetmom❤
Yup. I am so jelly. - YvonneM
That is so awesome! - Galadriel C. from Android
Pics as soon as it arrives :) - ωαřмaiden ❤Bassetmom❤
The batarang came in and it is glorious. - Jed
Gas Suspected in Fatal Blasts That Jolted a City in Taiwan - -
Gas Suspected in Fatal Blasts That Jolted a City in Taiwan -
"TAIPEI, Taiwan — A series of explosions ripped through the city of Kaohsiung in southern Taiwan on Thursday night, killing 25 people and wounding more than 260, the authorities said. The dead included at least four firefighters. Kaohsiung’s mayor, Chen Chu, called the blasts a “suspected petrochemical material explosion,” but local officials said it was too early to pinpoint a specific cause. At a news conference early Friday, officials said that a leak of ethylene, propene or butane may have caused the explosions after flowing into sewage lines, the government’s Central News Agency reported. The news agency said that the disaster was “not connected to terrorism.” The explosions began around midnight Thursday, affecting more than a square mile of the city’s downtown. Residents reported a large-scale gas leak about 9 p.m. in the city’s Cianjhen District, Taiwan’s National Fire Agency said. The force of the blasts overturned cars and caused roads to crumple and collapse in some places.... more... - Jessie from Bookmarklet
"Video from a car dashboard that a resident posted online showed an explosion fill the ground floor of a building. The driver turned to avoid the fire, only to encounter flames gushing from the middle of the street a block away. Security camera footage showed the blast roaring down city streets, followed by billowing clouds of smoke and flying debris. Some roads completely collapsed,... more... - Jessie
Mary Carmen
I love my husband because he doesn't get mad when I give the homeless guy outside Target $20.
It is your money and you can spend it however you want ? Is it ? - alireza6211 from iPhone
yup - Mary Carmen
My husband gets cranky when I give $20 that's tax deductible to a regular charity - Christina Pikas from iPhone
I hear that Scott guy is pretty cool. - Steven Perez
Adding salt and garlic to the fish's tank seems suggestive of... stew.
hah, never heard of that what would the garlic be for? - Steve C
Apparently it's good for infections and parasites, both of which seem to have reared their heads in the wake of some pretty extreme stress. - lris
Good to know - Steve C
I have always treated tropicals with Copper Sulphate (Aquari-Sol) and raised the tank temp to 80F. That causes the parasites to come off the fish, to breed, but unless you drop the temp again, they won't be able to reattach to the fish and will eventually just die off. (but don't try this with goldfish, they don't like heat). Treating the water with Aquari-Sol when you change it, and... more... - April Russo
Yeah, I certainly wouldn't have put salt in without doing research first. :) - lris
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
OMG! I just had to clamp my hand over my mouth super-tight so I didn't coffee-spit on my keyboard! Then I had a coughing fit. SO WORTH IT. - Melly
This #sickbedbuddy wriggles and talks too much, but doesn't leave fur on the pillow or try to sleep on…
This #sickbedbuddy wriggles and talks too much, but doesn't leave fur on the pillow or try to sleep on…
She's getting so big now. - Spidra Webster
She sure is! - Melly
Ken Morley
Canadian Netflix Hell -
Canadian Netflix Hell
"I'm American, but I've spent a big chunk of the last eight years in Canada, first for affordable education, and then for love. Canada is a gentle foster motherland, suckling me on her polite, maple-flavored bosom. But Netflix here is some bootleg FUBAR bullshit." - Ken Morley from Bookmarklet
"My long (non)-national nightmare with Canadian Netflix began two years ago, when I left the U.S. for Toronto. I'd lived in Montreal years before, but Netflix streaming wasn't a thing then. [Sidebar: I can't even imagine how shitty a Netflix: Quebec would be if the province ever fulfilled its separatist goals. It would literally just be the movie C.R.A.Z.Y. and old clips of Bon Cop Bad... more... - Ken Morley
"I tried to stave off my homesickness by introducing my Canadian friends to the liberal '90s screwball utopia of The West Wing, but apparently Canada hasn't forgiven Sorkin for Studio 60. Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, and Louie all vanished north of the 49th parallel. Altogether, Canada has fewer than half the available titles that the U.S. version of Netflix offers, which is probably... more... - Ken Morley
"Most Canadians I know get sweaty palms about jaywalking but don't think twice about rerouting their Netflix to the south, because if there's anything worse than not having something you want, it's not having something you want and watching your neighbor enjoy it" - Ken Morley
"fewer than half" - where's the data supporting this percentage statement? - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
"My friends were referring to the 10,000 titles that American Netflix users enjoy, in contrast to the options available on Netflix Canada, which currently amounts to about 4,000." - - Andrew C (✔)
I used to bemoan the (relative) lack of choice on Netflix. Then, I stopped watching it so much. Now, it's just right :) - Brent Schaus
Andrew, SEAN FITZGERALD, columnist, states the numbers but doesn't cite a source. - Micah
Netflix. The stuff people in the sticks can only dream of. (Friends living in these things called cities are raving about it.) - Stephan Planken from iPhone
It's good for old series, but the movies pretty much suck. Also, the interfaces on various boxes (e.g. Apple TV, TiVo, Roku) also kind of suck. Come to think of it, I should really cancel my subscription. The TV I spend the most time watching is SF Giants games. - Professor A.I.
Netflix Norway has a very tiny amount of programs to offer. Too bad, because I finally live somewhere where I can stream content. - Jenny H. from Android
Stephen Mack
Home after five days at camp in the Mendocino Woodlands. We had a day trip to the tide pools, and enjoyed good food and the company of excellent friends. Hikes and swim holes. No cell service there (good electronics break). What did I miss?
The camp was 82 and shady. The coast was 55 and foggy. The nearby towns were 97 and dry. Now the Bay Area is 78 and smoggy. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Sweet - Rodfather from Android
Not much. t-ra learned a new language. Ell Bee got a new desk. Marie may be a vampire. You know, the usual. - MoTO: Tufted Coqeutte from Android
Jealous! Looks like y'all had a great time. :) - Jenny H. from Android
Emily (talking to an imaginary friend): Do you want cake? Do you want cake? DO YOU WANT CAKE??!!!!" #fb
Either her imaginary friend is hard of hearing or ignoring her. - Melly
Hehe, but at least she is sharing. :) - Stephan Planken from iPhone
The cake was made of wooden blocks ^_^ - Melly
The cake was a lie? - Amit Patel
Her imaginary friend also could have been droning on and on about the merits of pie. - April Russo
IT'S THAT OR DEATH! - Brent Schaus from FFHound!
Steve C
Sky Falconry Deal - Los Angeles: Amazon Local -
Sky Falconry Deal - Los Angeles: Amazon Local
"Experience the rare opportunity to fly a trained bird of prey with today's deal from Sky Falconry. Learn the history of falconry, raptor biology, and conservation from skilled falconers who love to share their passion for birds. $35 ($70 value) for a one-hour basic falconry lesson" - Steve C from Bookmarklet
Well that was an unexpected ad today - Steve C
Sounds really cool but I figure with only 1 hr I'll be lucky if I learn how to have the falcon on my glove by the end. - Spidra Webster
Since they're presumably using birds that are already trained, that might not be a problem. - John (bird whisperer)
I was talking about *my* training. I figure the birds are probably pros. ;-) - Spidra Webster
I'd love to do that. - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!
April Russo
I guess their "magic water" forgot how to cure this shit. :D
Victor Ganata
So I tried that thing where you type "[your name] is" into the Google search box and see what autocomplete comes up with, and my favorite is "Victor is the real monster"
Life is a soap opera. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Among mine is: "Brent is Manila" :) - Brent Schaus
"Betsy is broken." - Betsy
"Jaclyn is a soccer goalie" (She is? Ah, looks to be a widely copied probability question). - Jaclyn aka spamgirl
Auto complete gave me nothing. :/ - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
Oops: misunderstood the instructions, left off the "is." Even so, after "is that you" it's mostly Disney stuff, I guess because there's an "is" in Disney. - Walt Crawford
I was rewatching Who Framed Roger Rabbit and I giggled at "Walt sent me." - Betsy
not an alien, gay, awesome, a garden gnome - Greg GuitarBuster
I'm likely to leave the store. - Marie
I'm cooking. - Lisa L. Seifert from iPhone
I get nothing either, it corrects my name to "Melissa" - Melly
Corrects my name to "curtis" and then I get "curtis is on the case", "curtis is booger", "curtis is a" and "jade curtiss is awesome" (the only one that keeps my name spelled the way it should be). - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
kevin is love kevin is life - Kevin Johnson
Gives last name to Starbucks to avoid mispronounced first name; mispronounces last name. #problems
Taking nominations for alias I should provide instead: - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Restrict it to single syllable names maybe? - Stephan Planken
Lieutenant Starbuck of the Colonial Service - Kevin Johnson
MICHAH - Spidra Webster
People mispronounce "Micah?" How does one do that? - Friar Will
My kid just goes by "9" - m9m, Crone of FriendFeed
"FRIEND" - Amit Patel
Friar, regarding my name there are more interpretations than a jazz festival at a pentecostal church. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Truck - Ken Morley
I say "Mary". It works pretty well. - Meg VMeg
Pentecostal churches now have jazz festivals? Things have changed since my Church of God days as a child and teen. - Friar Will
I've got to quit mix metaphoring. - Micah
Of course, no one who attends a pentecostal church would ever mispronounce your name. :^) - Friar Will
How about "Meep"? - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE from WinForFeed
I've heard both MEE-cah and MY-CAH for each of the sexes so I'm always confused. :/ - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
I'm Ivan on all call-when-food-or-drink-is-ready things. It works pretty well, as I'm usually the only Ivan. They mostly don't even say "Ivan the Terrible? *big grin*" when I give my name. - Eivind
Just tell them your name is Friendfeeder. That way, when they announce it, if any of us are there, we will be alerted of your presence. - April Russo
I usually use Kiki, but even then they'll sometimes ask how to spell it. - Kirsten
Try Uli, that'll throw them every time. :-| - Uli
I always say Sue but I'm hoping to start saying Emma instead. - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
I generally tell them my name is "Curtiss", and they usually spell it "Kurtis". My favorite, though, was the time they spelled it "Ernis" - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
Andrew C (✔)
Area Man Somewhat Disturbed To Think Perfect Woman For Him Out There Somewhere | The Onion - America's Finest News Source -
"Fully aware of his numerous flaws and unappealing personal characteristics, local 33-year-old Phillip Morgan confided to reporters Wednesday that he found it a bit unsettling to imagine that the perfect woman for him is out there somewhere." - Andrew C (✔) from Bookmarklet
LOL - Eivind
Laughed thanx - WarLord
OMG, he's so modest about his peculiarities compared to my current BF. I might just be one of those women, if I were willing to move to Minneapolis. - Robin Van Heck
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
I know I'm running late when I'm the only person on the bus! Oops.
I know I'm running late when I'm the only person on the bus! Oops.
Maybe the rest of them are running later. ;-) - John (bird whisperer)
Invisibility cloaks? - Steve C
I could use some cheering up. Anybody got some silly jokes or videos to share?
Hello! I'm here to make your Monday suck less. - Betsy
Q: Who cleans up the ocean? A: The mermaid. - Katy S
Fainting goats (an oldie but goodie): - Jaclyn aka spamgirl
Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. - Hookuh Tinypants
The Past, the Present, and the Future walk into a bar. It was tense. - Betsy
Did you see the new tacky video from Wierd Al? - Joe
Pretty good. Keep em coming. - Marie
How do you feel about Comic Sans? - Joe
Q: What happened to the frog that parked illegally? A: He was toad away. - Katy S
Q: What is a baby's favourite constellation? A: The Big Diaper! - Big Joe Silence
Q: What kinds of pants do clouds wear? A: THUNDERWEAR! - Big Joe Silence
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogie in it. - Big Joe Silence
Q: What's a duck's favourite afternoon snack? A: Cheese and quackers! - Big Joe Silence
Q: What do you call a faerie who doesn't like to bathe? A: Stinker Bell! - Big Joe Silence
You could listen to new Weird Al: - Brian Johns
Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into the bra? - Janet
Knock knock! Who's there? I done up. - Melly
This makes me laugh every time. - Ken Morley
LOL - Marie
happy birthday. is that cheery? - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
I love this thread. I just referred back to it for a friend's birthday, and it still makes me laugh. - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
here's one from Friend's Facebook wall: A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7 and 2." - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
^ HA! - Marie
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