Gary

"[b-b-but....](http://img301.imageshack.us/img301...)" - Gary

"fourzerotwo again? that's the whole point of his existence in the company - to twitter." - Gary

"*weeelllllll......* :)" - Gary

"Can't. Texans will go bankrupt." - Gary

"because punching bags cost money?" - Gary

"In related heartwarming news, the courts in my country have recently slapped a serial child molester with 32 years **and** 24 strokes of the cane. http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories... //and that's attempted rape - he didn't even succeed." - Gary

"I forgive easily. Since childhood I have always seen that as my major weakness." - Gary

"We need an IW employee IamA / AMA. I have a few fucking questions. And no, not Robert Bowling." - Gary

"I'm one of "those" PC gamers and honestly, I would have been infinitely happier if they had just come out and told me from the start that MW2 would be a PS3 and X360 exclusive. At least then there would still be hope for a good PC version in future." - Gary

"It was designed *for this screen resolution*, bitch. And you better like it." - Gary

""He then gives you 10 more claymores to quickly disperse." WAT." - Gary

"Oh my. I had no idea so many people have never seen lemon party. *refines world-domination plan*" - Gary

"Yeah but it doesn't mean there's no problem. Bandwidth, for one." - Gary

"Yes. I understood you the first time round. My point was that they developed this one as a console game first and foremost - porting it to the PC, and not the other way around. As you've pointed out, it's easier. I suspect the reason the PC doesn't have fucking *lean* isn't because "it's not balanced for lean" as the devs put it, but because the x360 controller ran out of buttons." - Gary

"uh uh. A *console* game was built to run on a PC." - Gary

"...and who the hell wants sniper rifles? They just make people camp. Right?" - Gary

"becaaauuuse of dedicated servers on the PC version in COD 4." - Gary

"Oh please. You still get it. You just don't *see* it." - Gary

"I read that as lemon party and cake - which as everyone knows, is a lie - leaving only the lemon party." - Gary

"That's ok. It only becomes a problem when your girlfriend wonders why you stopped pumping." - Gary

"Let's not forget it's not balanced for lean. Like, OMG LEAN IS SO OP." - Gary

"Let's not forget it's not balanced for lean. Like, OMG LEAN IS SO OP." - Gary

"PROGRESS." - Gary

"I think you might be on to something. Join me and we can build an empire flipping uncensored L4D2 copies to Australia." - Gary

"You're supposed to let *other people* fill in the YEAHHHHH. Karma hog." - Gary