The Times' Moment blog discovers that those cute provincial folks in Portland actually put burgers on their donuts. > Before you go, make sure you are on the high end of the self-esteem meter that day. Maybe you take along a handsome partner in crime to share it with? Grooooaaaaannnnn. Sometimes (more often, lately) the Times drives me NUTS with its provincialism. I **loved** this comment from Minnie. > Note to all New Yorker writers: STOP stalking us. -Love Portland - Michael Sippey