mikemurga:
Estaban los tres reyes magos fumando y le dice Melchor a Gaspar: fuma gasparizo y gasparizo fumó y le dice Gaspar a baltazar fuma baltarizo y baltarizo fumó le dice baltazar a Melchor FUMA MELCHORIZO y contestó no gracias no fumo! - http://sirgt.tumblr.com/post...
livelovelaugh—-: “You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform… and fuck it. And people’d... - http://sirgt.tumblr.com/post...