Skintasia - Pilot Episode

Captain Oi, extraordinary skinhead Adonis, mythic urban warrior, wakes one night in the surrounds of a deserted newtown shopping mall, around him the epic landscape of a fallen capitalist dream, neon signs, delapidated superstores. Distracted, bored, he roams the night for diversions. He waltzes with a cardboard cut-out and feels intergalactic transmissions flow through him at the satellite centre, drives an imaginary car and enjoys a drive-thru McDonalds. In an underpass he uncovers a mural of a skinhead king, Judge One Hundred Years. He meets the beautiful Six Items Or Less, and with her experiences zero gravity aboard a doubledecker bus. Meanwhile a park keeper enters his hut and, to the sound of a Caruso Aria, transforms himself into the same magnificent skinhead king. Captain Oi lays down a challenge. So ensues a fantastical battle of mythic proportions, in which the Judge is finally vanquished, and is condemned to trawl shopping trolleys across a muddy wasteland.