Somebody recommended that I should add @Scobleizer harpooning the Whale! I think it is a good idea to have Captain Ahab sink the Whale. As I was looking at this picture I realized that Dead fish Float upside down in the water. Twitter is a Fail Whale.
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
This is so sad! @Scobelizer would never harpoon FailWhale. They are simbiotic! One may not be able to exist without the other. Ahab would no longer have his purpose!
- Fail Whale Groupie
He's going to crush those poor little birds! Tweetsplat!
- Liz
This is Going to become the most popular thread on FF. We even have the Fail Whale Groupie! LOL
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
Hilarious. Being pulled down into doom by devil birds?
- Josh
I just checked my domain stats and this baby is very popular! Go Twitter Fail Whale! lol
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
I'm not even getting a Fail Whale - just times out. Also, no word to developers on the Twitter mailing list. Surely they can't be having record traffic can they???
- Jesse Stay
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Maybe Robert Scoble spotted the Whale and Trying to Harpoon it! Just imagine if he sends a few Tweets the Whale sinks!
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
We should put @Scobleizer on Twitter probation! Limit him to three Tweets a day! Why should all of us go hungry because he is a such a greedy Pig.
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
"OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I WANT THIS AS AN EARLY HOLIDAY PRESENT! For $29.95, you too can get your own seven-and-half-inches long Barack Obama Head O' State dildo."
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
from Bookmarklet
sent one to @MegFowler too. got my rocks off when she sent me back this message: "megfowler @AnotherAnother you're very very sad. and need some hobbies. time to let go"
- Noah David Simon
Apparently this is what Biden meant about an Obama administration being "different" when it came to Israel.
- ComicList
Crikey... she sounds like one of the leftover extra actors from "I shot Andy Warhol"
- Noah David Simon
kind of cute in a NAZI POIG kind of way. might explain why Dave Winer hates Israel so much as well. We have a tendency to root for those that hate us.
- Noah David Simon
Dave Winer hates Israel because the Israelies are not accepting him. Israelies are not easy people to get along with. It is about trust!
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
Igor... the Israelis accept fine. they are brutally honest... always and they have a strong sense of respecting elders. they are a bit of cowboys... but they would embrace a patriarchal Jewish figure with open arms
- Noah David Simon
http://www.americanthinker.com/2008... Charles... I think this pretty much ends the argument that Obama has moved on from Wright. I can't believe they are actually trying to sell this to the people
- Noah David Simon
They believe they can't lose, no matter what is said or revealed. The McCain campaign is "faltering" and any criticism of Obama is "racism." And it's only going to get worse.
- ComicList
Don't believe the polls. Telephone polling doesn't work anymore for a number of reasons. The unprecedented qualities of this election are breaking the model. My hunch is that McCain is up at least eight points.
- Rob Sterling
I hope McCain wins. Obama and his people will not know what to do if they win!
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
@Igor "his people" huh? You really live up to your name don't you? :)
- Mattb4rd
Mattb4rd I am not Crazy about McCain and his Bush policies but I did not call you names. But you did! Do you want people calling others names runing USA? I do not think so! I do not!
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
the problem is, the violence will never end between Israel and Palestine simply because each side constantly provokes the other. Palestinian forces attacking Israel in the only way they can after Israeli forces bulldoze yet another settlement out of existance. Both sides need to reach an agreement to allow Palestine to exist and to stop the IDF from taking more and more land while Palestine needs to accept that Israel has a right to exist. It's not a cut n dry problem.
- alphaxion
Yes a very complecated problem that has America in the middle east for over 50 years now!
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
Igor, I referred to the name you have given yourself "Igor The Troll". Who's calling you names?
- Mattb4rd
Troll in my name is Sarcastic! If you want me to Troll you, I can oblige! ;-) Send me an email and I will quote you my Trolling fees, paid in advance of course!
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
(1) America does not control Israel. get that right. Israel has it's own military that acts autonomously. (2) there is a Palestine... they renamed it Jordan it is 80% of the Palestine territory. (3) the fact that this woman is stupid enough to think US troops can tell Israel what to do is ludicrous. American foreign policy has not always been in lockstep with Israel... the reason is because Israeli defenses are fully capable of being autonomous in a war with any state. This includes America
- Noah David Simon
the fact that Israel is friendly with America is because it chooses to like Great Britain, Australia or Poland. this woman lacks basic common knowledge and it is a sad testament to the lack of common sense coming from Obama's camp. Invading Israel would include going up against a first rate airforce. It would mean more casualties in America then the tiny state of Israel. It also would probably be a nuclear holocaust on both ends.
- Noah David Simon
forget the saber rattling for a second... and just think. no matter where you stand on the issue there are certain truths here. and this woman just doesn't have a clue. she is high as a kite. she is against the occupation of Iraq, but has no problem occupying Israel. She doesn't even make sense in her own paradigm.
- Noah David Simon
the tiny state of Israel could easily go underground in a situation like this. But America's Urban hubs would be sitting targets. A nuclear arsenal from Israel could easily go remote... any country that attacks Israel would be dealing with nuclear guerrilla warfare. I don't even know why it is worth theorizing this... but I'm sure the pentagon already has.
- Noah David Simon
@Igor .. I'll just take your word for it. I would like to draw your attention to the emoticon in my original message to you in this thread.
- Mattb4rd
Mattb4rd I know I did not take it as an insult! ;-) But when I said Obama people I was not refering to his supporters but to his cabinet. Sadly I do not think the people around him know how to run America. They good at putting on a show!
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
Ah ok good. And I agree with your assessment.
- Mattb4rd
that brings up a very interesting point Igor. Obama's infrastructure is so new it is hard to say it is a good thing, but if he were to lose and bring that system into the argument four years from now... would you vote for him? I'm not sure at this point experience is the issue any more. I think the choices he has made are beginning to solidify and it isn't so much that I see naivete, but rather I don't like the people he wants to represent. I don't see him caring about the middle class he says he does.
- Noah David Simon
I still keep cracking up every time I watch this video... she's kind of sexy, kind of gender defying and also a complete nut job all at once. her mannerisms remind me of Brad Pitt in the movie 12 Monkeys. http://friendfeed.com/e...
- Noah David Simon
"Shenyang Imperial Palace is much smaller than the Beijing Imperial Palace in China, but it is a wonder to see for its architecture and design."
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
"Benxi water cave in Liaoning Province China is stupendous. It is the longest water cave in the world. It is located two and a half hours by bus south of Shenyang. While floating down the river in the boat I was mesmerized by its greatness in size. Winding around with enormous chamber at some parts and narrow passages at others it stretches through about three kilometers."
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
this is real. I have to walk my dog all the time and she always finds the richest people's lawns to make a dump on. So there has to be a way to make money out of this.
- Noah David Simon
Good for her Noah! LOL!! Repack it for feritilzer.
- Skye B.
Oh, I know a way to make money, later after the dog has dumped there a few times, ask the owners to pay you to clean up their lawn of the terrible dog poop...just don't let them know it is your dog doing it...hehe
- Skye B.
actuall Mr. Troll dog shit is not the kind of fertilizer you want. I always clean up after my dog. It just gets kind of annoying to be given dirty eyeballs when my dog takes a dump. My town doesn't seem to believe in public garbage cans, so I have to go fishing into people's backyards in hope that I'm not reaching a recycling bin. Some of my neighbors have gotten metal cans so they can scream at me when I put poop in there. I'm getting damn tired of this game and I would like to see some profit from it.
- Noah David Simon
Maybe you should paint your neighbors and sell them the paintings. Just go to the house of the one that bitches the most and hang out outside on the sidewalk which is public. Paint his house, his garden, his washing machine. Just keep painting. He cannot do shit! lol
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
heh heh. this is actually @ShelIsrael 's house
- Noah David Simon
Noah U keep getting into fights with all the Jews they will ban U from Jewdome! Then you will be forced to live with all the Yantas! ;-)
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
Duncan, you know he really looks like you...Don't tell him I said that though, poor fella.;) Only messin, happy birthday from me & London town.
- Zee.
from fftogo
awesome! 6 is such a beautiful age. My son Will is 6.
- Thomas Hawk
My eldest is 6 too, she's starting to get really independent now
- Glenn Slaven
Nice. My son is going to be 1 soon. I can't believe it, I can see this is going to go very fast. And yes, I think he does look like you Duncan, I can see that.
- jjprojects
Mine turned 7 last month ... They grow too fast! *cry*
- tj hanton
what a handsome little guy. my girl turned 5 in april and is already talking about all the 'big girl things' she'll do when she turns 6.
- Admiral Anika
It seems a million years ago that mine were young and cute. My "baby" turned 17 last month and I can barley remember that I love her between bouts of wanting to strangle her!
- Aura Mae
Wow! Good looking kid! He is going to grow up a lady killer! All girls will love him! Looks much older than 6 years old! Is he blogging already? ;-)
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
"Japan News Alert! 100 Policeman spent all day chasing a Monkey in Tokyo Shibuya! The monkey ran away from them Great use of Tax payers Money"
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
"Okay, I am in a sexy mood, so I will tell you a story of what happened to me the other night. Recently i am working too hard and have not had sex for a long time, so very horny. I am on the computer like 12 hours a day, posting in this blogs and other blogs about all kind of stuff, Well I went down to a convenience store about 2:00 AM to buy me something to eat. As I was walking in I saw this sexy looking tall Japanese girl in a mini skirt. I smiled and said hello to her, in English. she smiled back"
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
Igor, this is a really great post! Two thumbs way up!
- Skye B.
Thank you Skye B, I am glad you enjoyed it! Have many more of same quality just have to get my ass to write! ;-)
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
Actually, I got many complements for this post! And all from ladies! Ladies are not shy to express what they like! Men are not too smart! ;-)
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
LMAO! Maybe they are afraid to say they like something.
- Skye B.
""We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love." Tom Robbins "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." Walt Disney. Cyberspace is a psychological and social domain. It is virtual in the sense that imagination is intrinsic to that space. In many online relationships, you can imagine your cybermate in whatever way you wish to and you can describe yourself as you want to be seen. When people are asked why they engaged in sexual relationships online, the most common reason given is that they have specific fantasies and desires that are not being fulfilled in their offline relationships. However, in another important sense cyberspace is not virtual: online relationships are conducted between actual, flesh-and-blood people. Although this relationship involves many imaginative aspects, the relationship itself is not imaginary. Cyberspace is part of reality and online relationships are real relationships"
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
Incredible article about virtual relationships! When reading this try to understand that most virtual relationships are Asexual and between partners of similar sex! So why the author of this article makes references to heterosexual online relationships between a man and a woman, the same can be applicable to relationships between friends of the same sex! Cyber orgasm is more symbolic and metamorphic! It is spiritual and intellectual.
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
Now Igor, did you miss the party, I don't see you there? LOL
- Skye B.
Oh you know I would love to be there pleasing all these beautiful ladies! I will be their humble slave! Without a woman men are nothing!
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
I am sure they would love you as their humble slave, man slave...woot!! And, oh boy, what we can do with him. Certainly, we will tire him out! If you were there Igor, you certainly wouldn't be without a woman! SEX...oh boy! Oops, I said that 'Forbidden' word!
- Skye B.
No, you got that wrong, we also need your mind too! But sex is good...see it is body, mind, heart, and soul! We need it ALL! LOL!
- Skye B.
Now Igor, you mean to tell me, you don't use your mind at all when you having sex...I do... the men I have been with do, it is not just point and shoot....LMAO! Need more than the lower half. I am supposed to be writing...I think I am procrastinating.
- Skye B.
"This is a true story that happened to me at Banana house Osaka - Banana Guest House in Sakai, Osaka Japan. I was staying there, because I’ve just come back from living in Thailand and was not sure what I was going to do with respect to work and where I needed to live, closer to my job. One night there was a party and after the party my friend was hanging out with this nice Japanese chick. I came downstairs to the common area and was sitting with some other friends, drinking whiskey and coke. All of the sudden my other friends are saying that my friend is fucking this Japanese girl. So we started talking about the shit and saying how horny he is. A few guys went up to take a look what is going on, coming back later they said they got laid with the same chick as well."
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
from Bookmarklet
ha ha... she called you creepy. she must really like you. I thought I was the only one that got the honor of being called creepy by the Strumpette
- Noah David Simon
Duncan Riley from inquisitr.com supports investigation of Twitter! Watch Seesmic video reply http://seesmic.com/v... Duncan in the video says that @amandachapel has abused and Stalked him!
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
I have no idea. Just saw her name going around a lot, so I just started following her. But the name sounds fake. And I guess were not sure of the sex of said person? And she more of a troll then Igor? LOL
- Stephan Miller
now she says I'm a rapist. what the hell is she trying to do? ... is she stupid? that is a crime! wrongful accusations? quite caustic
- Noah David Simon
"she" and her backers need to be stopped! This is Fascism in America!
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
@amandachapel referes to herself as USA government employee @cheeky_geeky "cyber-warfare, there are people at my place worried about that." I know some Black Hat types. Pretty scary stuff. http://twitter.com/amandac...
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
in a public forum there is no law against accessing public web html. if you libel me, I will have my friends watching. I don't need to do it myself anymore because other people are very concerned about the actions of the people writing here.http://getsatisfaction.com/twitter... I have a right to protect my reputation. you are not free to arbitrarily accuse. It is a crime
- Noah David Simon
@amandachapel "@jesatiu | We at Strumpette.com have said "we" for over 2 years now. Glad you're finally getting that" http://twitter.com/amandac... Another reference to being an undercover watchdog group!
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
If @amandahcapel is a watchdog group for the USA goverment "she" needs to disclose it or it is illegal and a violation of the 1st and 5th amendments of the USA Bill of Rights!
- Igor The Troll יִצְחָק
It has come to my attention that @aMANdaChapel / Brian has been harassing Loïc Le Meur in reference to me. I am proud to say that Loïc Le Meur is not listening to to @aMANdaChapel / Brian. If @aMANdaChapel / Brian feels that I am putting the Seesmic community at risk then @aMANdaChapel / Brian should be allowed to address the community on Seesmic. In fact I welcome the idea of having...
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- Noah David Simon
Our words are not always serious or true and it is @aMANdaChapel / Brian's deficiency and failure that lead us to this thread. Should we all still assume that @aMANdaChapel / Brian is selling human flesh for Edelman and the PR world? Notice @aMANdaChapel / Brian's barbs are in no way intended to dialog with and are instead designed to be a coy last word. This is completely Antisocial...
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- Noah David Simon