I'm attempting to grow a "Johnny" beard (aka the Worthington Monstrosity), but it seems that the longer mine gets, the straighter it is. I'm beginning to suspect that I have Nordic ancestry. All I need now is a helmet with horns on.
Conditioner sir... Wash and brush and you shall gain girth
- Johnny Worthington
Enough with the stereo-types. We never wear helmets with horns on them, and neither did the Vikings :-P
- Eivind
I know, Eivind, it's a running joke I have with someone. I'm well aware of the drinking horns that were buried along with persons of note, and which were mistaken for helmet horns. :-)
- Freudian Slippy
I just saw you commenting on an English stereo-type yesterday on a "Some Grey Bloke" video, and I thought I'd make some fun of that :)
- Eivind
Upon further investigation, it seems that it's a problem of follicular density. I can get the girth and the bushiness, but you can totally see my skin through it. Instead, I'm gonna go for a wizard beard, all long and pointy.
- Freudian Slippy