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smoMashup

smoMashup

I play with social media optimization, seo, ppc and various other 3 letter abbreviations.
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Awesome. Get ready ya'll close followers.. My @klout score has earned me some Wet Platinum Premium Lubricant! Rawr!!!!
RT @alwysabridesmd This is probably the best movie featuring chickens ever.
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's." - Mark Twain
I'm soooo happy that #newtwitter is just as buggy as #oldtwitter
I think I can safely speak for all of us when I say: "Fuck mornings."
The dude in front of me at ACME spent $123.20 on chocolates, flowers, and a box of condoms. Shoulda just written her a check... Happy VD!
Actually it just smells like chicken, but I'm hungry and got this project started too late.
OMG ya'll. If I could eat the aroma in my house right now I'd.. I'd.. I dunno. Insert something here. It would be awesome is what I'm sayin'
I think our squirrel in the attic has a little company today. Someone's in the spirit of Valentines! #getaroom #inanotherbuilding
RT @tole_cover This is fucking awesome (via @capnsmak): http://www.youtube.com/watch...
RT @tole_cover This is fucking awesome (via @capnsmak): http://t.co/rISHzzrl
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Loom FTW! RT @taswell @Anthropic guys, remember when LucasArts made games
“Angel” by Massive Attack is my new jam. ♫ http://thisismyjam.com/smoMash... #thisismyjam
I also trimmed around facial hair growth this morning instead of through it. I'm calling it a beard. #teamnotawake
At work before 8am on a Monday. <INSERT WALKING DEAD SEASON PREMIERE JOKE HERE>
Alarm went off and I didn't snooze, even though I could sleep forever. Is this the new me? Zzzzzzzz.
The #Grammys got nothing on these sick moves: Panda Webcams from China CARC http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012... (via @lczdad)
RT @DrButcherDDS: So excited for Chris brown at the #GRAMMYs that I literally punched everything in the room: wife, kids, TV, Dog & my own face. #TeamBreezy
Wait.. so Obama is going to compromise on the contraception thing? Well, at least he's consistent in his pandering.
Someday I hope to take to the thin ice with a chainsaw and a pickax wearing nothing but my man-panties and some skates.
“Ima Read” by Zebra Katz is my new jam. ♫ http://thisismyjam.com/smoMash... #thisismyjam
Good to know. Also might help explain the brown water coming out of the tap... http://lightbox.com/photo...
Digging around my parents house. Find #2 - http://lightbox.com/photo...
I've grown a little bit. http://lightbox.com/photo...
Did you know that you can receive the Anointment of the Sick Sacrament, even after you die. Just make sure the body is still warm.
Wasting time in the waiting room. Watch this then go get some real food: http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Wasting time in the waiting room. Watch this then go get some real food: http://t.co/Iv3Tjizk
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4am is going to come way too early
Having trouble sleeping. Thinking about music.. the last 5-10 yrs of my life are hazy on this... #sadface
Step outside for a minute NEO... RT @Anthropic: The full moon is stunning right now.
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