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"Waitresses were nice... But that's the only nice thing I can say about the place. Way over-priced for nothing-special food. I was disappointed. A definite wah-wahhhhhh.... :(" - Elizabeth

"Given a wig, glasses, and a fake ass, Jewel descended on a dive karaoke bar disguised as Karen, frozen-food salesperson extraordinaire. After reluctantly taking stage, "Karen" blew the minds of everyone in attendance, singing the hell out of Jewel's hits. This is easily the most fun you'll have watching someone else do karaoke." - Elizabeth from Bookmarklet

"#7: Giving Your Kids a Creative Name. You'd Think... You want your kid to be special. There are a few million Daves, Bobs and Johns running around NOT being totally awesome and obviously it's all because of their boring-ass names. So you decide to name your son something original, like Malcolm, Ivan or Dicksmash McIroncock. But in Reality...You have just sent your flesh and blood straight into the middle of a massive man-rape in the prison shower." - Elizabeth from Bookmarklet

#7. The Giraffe Weevil A.K.A.: THE THING THAT'S ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK RIGHT NOW. - Elizabeth from Bookmarklet

"#1. Pubic Hair: A more modern theory is that pubes are meant to capture pheromone-laden sweat, although some question the appeal of musty crotch smell... (eww)...Hell, there was even an old hypothesis that says--and get ready to cringe here--our short and curlies exist to give babies something to grab and hold onto. Are you picturing it? Come on! Picture it! Couple of dudes, talking casually near their cave, each with a newborn clinging to their bush. Any of you new parents out there, grab your infant and try this, see if his evolutionary instincts will kick in and make him grab onto your carpet. Report your results in the comments!" - Elizabeth from Bookmarklet

This is awesome! - Elizabeth from Bookmarklet

wow - i step away for a few days and people respond to my friendfeed! yay, me! lol... - Elizabeth

So funny that it is funny that it is scientifically accurate. - Scott

The headline for the piece refers to Crystal as "the breathtakingly body-confident toast of the style world. Meet the woman who defines what's sexy now." - Elizabeth from Bookmarklet

Did you know: * A standard designer sample is a size 0 to 4, which means magazines can only feature the clothes on models that size. * The definition of “plus-size” in the modeling industry isn’t necessarily the same as plus-size clothing. Any model over a size 6 is generally considered plus because she won’t fit into most designer samples, but plus-size clothing starts at size 14 or 16. * Most designer collections run up to a size 10 or 12, even though the most popular dress size for American women is a size 14. - Elizabeth from Bookmarklet

for Bluesun 2600 - post #2 !!! I thought you'd like this one too! Which one is your favorite? - Elizabeth from Bookmarklet

Oookay.... - Bluesun 2600

For Bluesun 2600 - who LOVES cats!!!! <3 - Elizabeth from Bookmarklet

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According to the Center for Disease Control, frequent daily use of mouthwash containing chlorhexidine (check the back label) and similar compounds could stave off swine flu. - Elizabeth from Bookmarklet

"...a new study claims that human beings are continuing to evolve and that women of the future will be shorter and heavier, with lower cholesterol and blood pressure. But why? Short, heavy, healthy women tend to have more babies." - Elizabeth from Bookmarklet

“Date-rape drugs are largely an urban myth used as an excuse by women who booze themselves into a stupor, it has been claimed.” - Elizabeth from Bookmarklet

Tip #2. There’s really no reason to have a rhinestone-encrusted tiger on your ass... Tip #10. A button fly is hot. We don’t know why. It just is. - Elizabeth from Bookmarklet

Behold 9-year-old Noah Cyrus! Far be it from us to slut-shame a fourth grader, but would it kill ol’ Billy Ray and Tish to insist she be a little girl for just a while longer? It’s not too hard to say, “No, you’re not dressing as a sexy witch with dominatrix boots for Halloween!” Because God knows after pole-dancing at the Teen Choice Awards, Miley‘s childhood is a lost cause. - Elizabeth from Bookmarklet