"#7: Giving Your Kids a Creative Name. You'd Think... You want your kid to be special. There are a few million Daves, Bobs and Johns running around NOT being totally awesome and obviously it's all because of their boring-ass names. So you decide to name your son something original, like Malcolm, Ivan or Dicksmash McIroncock. But in Reality...You have just sent your flesh and blood straight into the middle of a massive man-rape in the prison shower."
- Elizabeth
from Bookmarklet
"#1. Pubic Hair: A more modern theory is that pubes are meant to capture pheromone-laden sweat, although some question the appeal of musty crotch smell... (eww)...Hell, there was even an old hypothesis that says--and get ready to cringe here--our short and curlies exist to give babies something to grab and hold onto. Are you picturing it? Come on! Picture it! Couple of dudes, talking casually near their cave, each with a newborn clinging to their bush. Any of you new parents out there, grab your infant and try this, see if his evolutionary instincts will kick in and make him grab onto your carpet. Report your results in the comments!"
- Elizabeth
from Bookmarklet
they really deserve each other; although one acts on misplaced personal conviction and the other on pure reactive bullying.
- Qolang Int'l Laboratories
You have the most peculiar definition of 'bullying' up there.
- Admiral Anika
Maybe I do. I wish I could see a sign that read tens of millions of children starving to death every year is a sin. I'm not religious but I find the idea of Jesus as a symbol of unconditional love and care really appealing.
- Qolang Int'l Laboratories
The headline for the piece refers to Crystal as "the breathtakingly body-confident toast of the style world. Meet the woman who defines what's sexy now."
- Elizabeth
from Bookmarklet
Did you know: * A standard designer sample is a size 0 to 4, which means magazines can only feature the clothes on models that size. * The definition of “plus-size” in the modeling industry isn’t necessarily the same as plus-size clothing. Any model over a size 6 is generally considered plus because she won’t fit into most designer samples, but plus-size clothing starts at size 14 or 16. * Most designer collections run up to a size 10 or 12, even though the most popular dress size for American women is a size 14.
- Elizabeth
from Bookmarklet
According to the Center for Disease Control, frequent daily use of mouthwash containing chlorhexidine (check the back label) and similar compounds could stave off swine flu.
- Elizabeth
from Bookmarklet
"...a new study claims that human beings are continuing to evolve and that women of the future will be shorter and heavier, with lower cholesterol and blood pressure. But why? Short, heavy, healthy women tend to have more babies."
- Elizabeth
from Bookmarklet
“Date-rape drugs are largely an urban myth used as an excuse by women who booze themselves into a stupor, it has been claimed.”
- Elizabeth
from Bookmarklet
Tip #2. There’s really no reason to have a rhinestone-encrusted tiger on your ass... Tip #10. A button fly is hot. We don’t know why. It just is.
- Elizabeth
from Bookmarklet
Behold 9-year-old Noah Cyrus! Far be it from us to slut-shame a fourth grader, but would it kill ol’ Billy Ray and Tish to insist she be a little girl for just a while longer? It’s not too hard to say, “No, you’re not dressing as a sexy witch with dominatrix boots for Halloween!” Because God knows after pole-dancing at the Teen Choice Awards, Miley‘s childhood is a lost cause.
- Elizabeth
from Bookmarklet
"I Just Saw This on CNN.com: Boy, 5, tries to help ill girl http://www.cnn.com/video...... Emily Koesters is fighting serious illnesses as a young classmate rallies to support her and her family. KETV reports."
- Elizabeth
from Bookmarklet
This is a very interesting review. I'd like to read that whole interview with Sendak.
- Scott
I've been seeing a lot of reviewers not viewing this film as a kids film. Interesting bookend to the season, Up! dealing with death and this other dealing with life.
- Bluesun 2600
Remember the "Monster" washed ashore? Terrified teens claim they beat new mysterious beast to death in Panama | Mail Online - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news...
Doing more housework gets married men more sex...Until now, though, researchers and the world of pop culture kitsch alike have ignored the other side of the equation: The relationship between the amount of housework a woman does and how often she takes a roll in the sheets. Well, whaddaya know, a new study says the positive sex-housework relationship also holds true for wives.
- Elizabeth
from Bookmarklet