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14 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

happy independence day!

18 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ista chuvendo na rosiera: http://yfrog.com/09v9cj

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The phrase "surfing the web" is not adequate. If anything, being on the internet is more like riding a giant system of conveyor belts.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It is done. Now it's in The Lord's hands. Or Satan's. Or someone, I dunno. Out of mine, in any case (this is about a job app, don't worry).

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I thought up a board game, but I don't have the time/ talent to do the artwork. Need someone who can draw funny cartoony robots. for free.

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Man, I can't wait to start talking in a condescending tone to non-parents (i.e. "You can't really understand until you have kids").

June 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

So anyone wanna flashmob a moonwalk or something?

June 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

We have Twitter so that no ham sandwich will go undocumented.

June 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Stealth is the key. Per Max Brooks, an itchy trigger-finger will get you killed faster than a lack of food or potable water. @lons @rjbudke

June 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Can we stop talking about MJ? He's dead, the story isn't going to continue to develop.

June 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hashtags are the new lolcats. #yulaffnau

June 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @MarkBurham - @jdbranded: Charlie Jane Anders on Transformers 2, quite possibly the greatest film review of all time: http://io9.com/5301898...

June 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

What everyone has failed to realize is that MJ is not dead, he just turned into a panther and ran toward the horizon.

June 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I've never heard so many jokes about Michael Jackson in such a short period. And some are good this time!

June 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@acerezo thank you! We're gonna have to figure out a way for you to meet this little ankle-biter, but we have about 7 months to do it.

June 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Holy cow. Michael Jackson is dead. Despite wierdness, a true great. R.I.P. http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Holy cow. Michael Jackson is dead. Despite wierdness, a true great. R.I.P. http://tr.im/pMmH

June 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Michael Jackson had a heart attack. They say one can of Jesus Juice per day can help prevent these things. http://www.tmz.com/2009...

June 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Thanks to everyone for all the good will. We'll repay your kindness by becoming boring old people who won't shut up about their kid. :)

June 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

http://twitpic.com/8e43q - Yessir, that's my baby. No sir, I don't mean maybe.

June 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ah, to hell with it: Jess and I are going to be parents! (I just wanted her to make it known first)

June 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

first and last trivial food tweet: eating bacon egg and cheese sangwiches i made for my family. #nom/hooray

June 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I read Variety / Your box office receipts / are motherfuckin' weak, you got nothin' to say, you shouldn't fuckin'... speak.

June 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I sometimes don't correct grammar because I think it helps me make/keep friends... but I'm thinking I enjoy correcting grammar more.

June 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Changed my mind about the announcement. If you want to know what's up, ask me.

June 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@mikerhoads that's not news, dude. #voterhoadsin2024

June 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Stay tuned kids, I have a pretty big announcement coming tomorrow.

June 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I forgot to congratulate a ton of fathers this father's day. So here it: my lame/late excuse for congratulations. Um... congratulations!

June 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @jasonnazar "How to Save MySpace" - http://www.jasonnazar.com/2009...

June 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I wonder how I can love Jeopardy as much as I do while hating Alex Trebek as much as I do.

June 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share