Having some medical tests tomorrow requiring anesthesia and clean bowels. Doing "bowel prep" today. Looked at package for the medicine and said "I can't believe this shit costs $60" and then I realized it's LITERALLY costing me $60 to shit and then I never stopped laughing. The end.
Good things that happened to me this week: two separate commendations from management, several Elder God-size problems solved in record time, I might have convinced the cute blonde to see me abase myself in karaoke at the company picnic, and the vending machine in the break room gave me a gold dollar coin. Not a bad week.
We just finished moving and I can't say enough about how impressed I am with Adam. He's just the best. It's rained hard nonstop all day long with thunder and lightning but he just shouldered all the work so I didn't have to do much. He's been working all day every day this week and moving all night yet never once complains. I love him infinitely.