1) make a fist with your left hand, with your left thumb inside, 2) squeeze your thumb as hard as you can, 3) put your right index finger down your throat. your gag reflex is gone. - http://sorbetera.tumblr.com/post...
what Darwin was too polite to say, my friends, is that we came to rule the earth not because we’re the smartest, or even the meanest, but because we have always been the craziest, most murderous motherfuckers in the jungle. - http://sorbetera.tumblr.com/post...