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Vishesh soochna!! Dil me stampede ho gayee!! Aur meri band baj gayee!!

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Hum tum me ithne ched karenge... Naaa forget it.. Bohot kaam hai!!

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I think I should change my handle to MAA KE PAKODE!!

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Padosi ka baccha kya mast sur me rotha hai.. Wah ustad wah!!

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Kamwali bai bolthi hai.. Ithne paise me ithnaich milenga!!

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Aaj subah phir se Gita... Kya yaar!!! Yeh nautanki bandh karo plz..

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Yeh lokpal "battle" kabse ho gaya!!

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Mere dil me real estate ka bohoth scope hai!!

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New year ka "full proof" plan in the making!!!

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Too lazy to transfer songs into ma phone!!!

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Yeh zindagi bhi na more like one night stand.. Subeh utke poochti hai "tu kaun hai Bhai"...

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When in need, don't think too much!!

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I wanna learn algebra all over again!! Kuch tho gadbad hai!!

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Should I change my DP??

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Sir bohot shareef sa lagtha hai.. Call me latheef!!

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Mornin u beautiful tweeps..

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Khoon choosthi macchar aur bina kaam ka kacchar.. Hamesha nuksaan hi karte hain!!

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Gaand me lagi huyee aag aur ichadhaari naag hamesha nai rehte!!

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Jeevan saathi aur circus ka haathi kabhi bhi paagal ho sakte hain..

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Bharathiya naari aur jhari border saari hamesha pehchan me aathe hain!!

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Choosa huva aam aur aadha bhara jaam hamesha sawal khada karte hain!!

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Gire huve jhande aur toote huve dande Ki shaan kabhi waapis nai aathi!!

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Was a long day.. Bohot jhol kiya aaj!! Phew!!

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Rewind button is such a waste of time.. I gotta redo stuff.. How crappy is that!!

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Dimple se ban gayee pimple meri yeh zindagi!!

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Angoor se ban gayee langoor meri yeh zindagi!!

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Bhujiya se ban gayee bhajiya meri yeh zindagi!!

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Biryaani Se ban gayee pongal meri yeh zindagi!!

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Kya Se kya ho gayee ho yeh zindagi..

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Uss din Jo doondh raha tha screw driver.. Dil ke doosre kone me mil Gaya!! Thank god!!

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