Sour Grapes

will you be here tomorrow? - audio fixed - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

@koshkanott That would look great on a lapel-badge, be honest.

@koshkanott Right. He's obviously in the business of writing absolute utter bollocks. It probably says so on his business cards.

Is it still Sunday tomorrow? Cuz if it isn't, I'm in deep shit for getting up and going to that thing, you know, the thing that's not lying in bed till midday. Oh yeah WORK, that's it.

When Facebook offers me friends, it makes a big difference whether they're rugged guys with beards an shit, or <Barry White>pret-ty lay-dies!</Barry White>. I know that's Oh so wrong, but tell me it's not really all that wrong. It's only because I is a dude, right? It's not as bad as war crimes an shit, can we agree on that!?

Summer reading - http://www.facebook.com/note...

I wish Facebook had keyboard shortcuts. I hate being gone all day, reading all the way to the bottom, then having to scroll back up like it was 1996 or something. I lose like seconds of my life every time that happens, and trust me, as a guy who's older than Michael Jackson was when he died, seconds are no longer too small a unit to care about.

FB is giving me a bunch of friend suggestions today of people who are all really good-looking, men and women. Not that youse guys aren't all super-hot and beeldschoon in your own way, but I hardly know who to choose. Trouble is, I don't know any of them. What to do? What's the etiquette?

@hjwebb Call it a granita or a sorbet. Bon appetit.

@koshkanott His track record is more of the same, some of it worse. Link in the comments.

@hjwebb By following at least 400 people you never heard of and don't care about. What a deal.

Dear Americans, Enjoy your independence while you have it. Just don't think you can come crawling back when it all blows up in your face. Yours, the King.

Warming Up | Richard Herring.com - http://www.richardherring.com/warming...

Do What You Want - Nataly Dawn covers OK Go - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Voi Che Sapete - Maria Ewing - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Question: in torrent terms, what does NoFS mean?

For those of you who were concerned at my Exki cake Jones, today my boy and I managed to carve two good notches in the erm table-leg. I still have a mountain to climb, but we take it one day at a time. BUT: only just over a week to establish my dominance. Are there Exkis in Zeeland? I think not, but it wouldn't surprise me.

Seeking tips on interesting cold cases in Flanders. Any suggestions welcome. I think I have the main ones: De Vleeschauwer, Van Uytsel, Lieve Desmet. Any other ideas?

Reports are in that Michael Jackson died of cardiac arrest... Sounds like his heart couldn't beat it - http://moronail.net/img...

Dear Diary, Today I bought a new wallet. Now I have nothing to put in it.

@EmmaJaneR I have Farrah, Malden, Sugden, Yasmine, Freakshow, that's five ... one more and we have two trifectas. Thatch?

@Herring1967 Keep on doin what you do, Rich. Last podcast was amazing! Who is that Pilkington bloke? :)

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Karl Malden down. Threes, people! THREES!

Mollie Sugden down.

'I'm better off dead. I'm done': How Michael Jackson predicted his death six months ago | Mail Onlin - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news...

The power of pink | Flanders Today - http://www.flanderstoday.eu/content...

Pirates release Belgian hostages | Flanders Today - http://www.flanderstoday.eu/content...

The Constant Gardener | Flanders Today - http://www.flanderstoday.eu/content...

@megpickard Thit's thi biggist inti-climix Ai've ivir seyn.