shitmydadsays: “We’re banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it’s okay to hump, and it’s okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out." - http://twitter.com/shitmyd...
shitmydadsays: "No. Tell 'em we're not doing Christmas dinner at a casino... Don't be an ass about it, but tell them why it's a fucking stupid idea." - http://twitter.com/shitmyd...
shitmydadsays: "I don't need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I'm old. I'm through moving shit." - http://twitter.com/shitmyd...