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Thparqui, totally a fake
Totally faking it on the Internet.
Nothing boosts productivity like servers I need being offline...
Mitch, Mike, mjc and 3 other people liked this
With each passing moment the sadness within me grows.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
*collects Sparky tears* These will be useful someday.
- Clark the Kittensquisher
"With each passing moment the sadness within me grows." - that's a Cure lyric, right? :-p
- Live4Emma (L4S)
Thanks to L4S I now need to cut my wrists. Clark can collect some arterial blood - that will also be useful someday.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
*hands Sparky a bic*
- Live4Emma (L4S)
nonono - you use an old fashioned straight razor for that.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
DOWN THE ROAD AND NOT ACROSS THE STREET
- Akiva Moskovitz
Naw - I'll cross the street, this is an emo call for attention, not a serious suicide attempt. If I really wanted to off myself I'd do something far more dramatic.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
I thought about writing a script that would automatically tweet and blog for years after I die. Like, "Afterlife is great, sorry I ruined your lives." celebrate my birthday, etc etc. That's dramatic.
- Clark the Kittensquisher
from iPhone
If you get the computer to vocode you in the voice of Vincent Price I'm sold.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
Jesus! vs Darwin! - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
Live4Emma (L4S) and Penguin ♉ liked this
Jesus Christ Positives: Impressive stamina. Historically known for taking a beating, staying on his feet. Has history of miraculous resurrection. Negatives: Invented Pacifism. Dangerous habit of turning the other cheek.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
from Bookmarklet
Charles Darwin Positives: Invented Natural Selection. Understands what's at stake with "Survival of the Fittest". Negatives: Theology student, nearly became an Anglican parson. Mixed feelings punching his Lord's Only Son and Savior in the face.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
Leaving to start my 3 day weekend. Mine, not my families :)
Penguin ♉, Mike and Live4Emma (L4S) liked this
>> jealous
- Live4Emma (L4S)
Don't be - this is my first proper vacation in 2 years.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
from iPhone
Only three days?
- Clark the Kittensquisher
>> slightly jealous
- Live4Emma (L4S)
Three days is plenty :) I've taken time off before, but it was always to move, or deal with things. This time I'm just going to lay on my ass all weekend and relax :)
- Thparqui, totally a fake
COME TO MY HOUSE ON SAT!!!!!!!
- Andru Edwards
Will you be shirtless?
- Thparqui, totally a fake
That, my friend, will be a surprise
- Andru Edwards
If you don't I will and nobody wants to see that.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
Salmon sashimi is the best thing in the whole world
Jered Hofker, Mike, Brian Daniel Eisenberg and BEX liked this
I prefer hamachi or kappa maki
- Clark the Kittensquisher
from iPhone
that looks melt in your mouth yummy
- BEX
Oh it was. I <3 Hana! They always have such good salmon.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
Wait, what?
tinypants (Amanda H), Rodfather, Will Higgins™ and 3 other people liked this
Via @andruedwards
- Thparqui, totally a fake
o_O that's some goiter
- Live4Emma (L4S)
KILL IT WITH FIRE (srsly, what the hell is that?)
- Clark the Kittensquisher
I AM STILL SCARED
- Andru Edwards
Uhhhhh
- Jordan Hofker
I am 100% unsure of what is happening in this picture.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
Yo dawg, I heard you like.. omg wtf dude!?
- Jemm
wtf...
- yanchao
Get...in...my...belly...?
- Andru Edwards
What the...?!
- Holger Eilhard
I will never complain about having a stomach-ache again.
- Derrick
It kind of looks like a guy is coming through his chest and then ducking back into it, except the dudes hands are feet and his back is hairy. And the little arms/legs on top are unrelated, even though they seem to be flipping the bird.
- Will Higgins™
Yeah, front of the line, not a problem.
- Christopher Harley
Picture is likely from recent elections in Indonesia.
- Will Higgins™
Also, it kind of looks like, under the dudes right arm, there's an extra sleeve, it look like someone is PETTING IT. Or maybe tickling.
- Will Higgins™
NOOOO F****G WAY!!! OH MY GOOD LORD!!!
- ozztrojen
remind anyone of the South Park episode of the fetus on the side of that teacher's head?
- MicahBear78
O_O
- Bwana
Kuato is doing it wrong.
- Rodfather
HAY AKIVA, WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?
Mike, mjc, Live4Emma (L4S) and 2 other people liked this
STOP SIGN
- Rochelle
I thought he was the roundabout?
- Thparqui, totally a fake
++++Rochelle
- RAPatton
The coldest wettest nose contest is ON - http://ihasahotdog.com/2009...
vicster, EARL (Born in the USA), Rodfather and 15 other people liked this
awwwwwww
- Thparqui, totally a fake
from Bookmarklet
In the next frame Flipper still has the smile on his face but mini-Lassie is nowhere to be seen
- Steve C
x_x
- Live4Emma (L4S)
Meow.
Clark the Kittensquisher and Jered Hofker liked this
Friendfeed, meet Tiggerboy.
- Jordan Hofker
ME-OW
- Live4Emma (L4S)
Oh,..., oh my.
- Clark the Kittensquisher
Meet the Maiger, or Anyone Want a Pepsi?
Jordan Hofker, Iván Abrego, Caroline and 5 other people liked this
How did you like, "include" me in this..., also, WTH.
- Clark the Kittensquisher
You asked what the maiger is. I answered your question. I'm nice like that :)
- Thparqui, totally a fake
Uh thanks..., I thought it was this: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Maiger Even with um, that lovely photo..., I don't think I get it, but thanks again.
- Clark the Kittensquisher
<insert The More You Know graphic>
- Thparqui, totally a fake
ehhhhhhhhhh......OH LOOK, a Coke machine!
- Live4Emma (L4S)
You scare me Sparky.
- CW™
What, what drives a person to dress like that, pose, and get a photo taken?
- Clark the Kittensquisher
dad? is that you?
- Jason Wyttenbach
WHAAAAAAAA? DAAAAAAA? FAAAAAAAHQ?
- Morgan Haley
Uhmm, No
- Brent - Mugwumps R Us
That's my stock broker.
- Christopher Carr
Sell your stock immediately Christopher.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
from iPhone
You suppose he is drunk?
- Brent - Mugwumps R Us
No amount of alcohol would convince me to wear that and get photos taken of me.
- Clark the Kittensquisher
Clark, he's sober in that photo...
- Thparqui, totally a fake
from iPhone
This is worthy of the #sorrymeme :D
- Haggis (Sean Loyless)
X.X MY EYES
- Caroline
What, you don't like Pepsi Caroline?
- Thparqui, totally a fake
why yes ima cocke person wow.. i'll leave that typo..
- Caroline
You want the maigers cocke?
- Thparqui, totally a fake
Way to break everyone on Friendfeed, Sparky.
- Jordan Hofker
from email
I did no such thing. *whistles innocently*
- Thparqui, totally a fake
OK folks, I'm off to la-la land! My Thursday awaits!
Live4Emma (L4S) liked this
OKLAHOMA, It's thursday already!?
- Clark the Kittensquisher
Bomb parts smuggled into 10 federal buildings during test - CNN.com - http://www.cnn.com/2009...
"Plainclothes investigators sent to test security at federal buildings in four U.S. cities were successful in smuggling bomb components through guard posts at all 10 of the sites they visited, according to a government report."
- Thparqui, totally a fake
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My next Thanksgiving feast won't be complete without this inflatable turkey. - http://www.mcphee.com/items...
tinypants (Amanda H), Mona Nomura, rowlikeagirl and 6 other people liked this
*gets out the electric knife*
- Jordan Hofker
What about something like this only in the turkey variety http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009...
- Clark the Kittensquisher
Ahahaha grooosss
- Jordan Hofker
I'm with Jordan - nothing whole out of a can will ever grace my table.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
What... No Turducken?
- Outsanity
You want an inflatable turducken?
- Jordan Hofker
Dessert tonight: oatmeal sauteed to a rich golden brown with pineapple in butter & brown sugar, all served drizzled w/ cream.
Mona Nomura, BEX, Ha3rvey and Tamar Weinberg liked this
Still perfecting my sauteed oatmeal recipe. Might try baking it next time.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
*glares at hot dogs* Ugh.
- Clark the Kittensquisher
I LOVE baked oatmeal! I prefer the texture, most of all.
- Katy S
*Sends Sparky some baked oatmeal: http://ff.im/33A2b *
- Katy S
Oooh that looks tasty!
- Thparqui, totally a fake
NOM... and I can buy a fresh pineapple across the street right now!
- Bill Sodeman
So that is why you should use your knuckles as a guard while dicing veggies
Alix Whitmire ☂ liked this
Or use a dicer.
- MVB
Or buy prediced
- Clark the Kittensquisher
Or use a guard from Pampered Chef :)
- jlt-Janet
Sliced the nail clean off, and nearly the fingertip under. Makes typing... interesting.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
p.s. first person to suggest a slap-chop gets slapped.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
Guess you'll have to slap yourself then?
- Clark the Kittensquisher
Ouch
- Mitch
Ouch!
- John
So now we know the secret ingredient in Sparky's veggie mix? H- emo - globin
- jlt-Janet
Fold the fingertips under!
- Jordan Hofker
Oh..., oh my Janet..., that was amazing.
- Clark the Kittensquisher
Wow, yeah. Nice.
- Jordan Hofker
*makes mental note to never cook for Janet*
- Thparqui, totally a fake
I like h-emo-globin ;) Sparky's O+ veggie mix...mmmm
- jlt-Janet
Really though I'm glad my nail deflected most of it. The knife turned when it hit the nail rather than slicing straight through - otherwise it would have been a lot bloodier.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
Janet stop! Your jokes are too perfect!
- Clark the Kittensquisher
One time making my bread and butter pickles with a cheap mandolin slicer, I took a nice clean slice off my thumb into the pickle mix. Couldn't stop to get stitches so I rigged it myself with butterflies and compression dressing. Finished pickles and never told anyone there was piece of pickled thumb :)
- jlt-Janet
Funny thing was I was using the mandolin for the cucumber because it's safer (and quicker). I didn't manage to hurt myself until the tomato came into play.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
I've cut myself on more embarrassing cooking pursuits - like a soup ladle.
- Clark the Kittensquisher
Heck, you cook more than I do, do you want my finger guard? Will ship it to you for the Sparky bloodless vegetable cause. Will also toss in jam of your choice :)
- jlt-Janet
LOL Clark, how on earth?
- jlt-Janet
OMG - jam?! All is forgiven!
- Thparqui, totally a fake
It was just sharp. The best part is every time we hired a new chef, I'd warn them that the soup ladle was sharp. They all managed to cut themselves cause they didn't believe me.
- Clark the Kittensquisher
:(
- Derrick
Checking out Prowl, the iPhone push notification Growl notifier.
Kevin Whalen, Haggis (Sean Loyless) and Grant Gochnauer liked this
I love Growl, I wish something similar were available for Windows that wasn't crap.
- Haggis (Sean Loyless)
Driving home frustrated.
rowlikeagirl and Morton Fox liked this
:-( por qua?
- Live4Emma (L4S)
Stupid trainwreck meeting went over and is exposing me to horrible traffic.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
from iPhone
well, get yourself to a Micky-D's and drown your sorrows...
- Live4Emma (L4S)
I had McD's 2 days in a row - I needed healthy. Stopped to get veggies for a salad on the way home. As my other post references the slicing of said veggies just added to frustration :(
- Thparqui, totally a fake
Sparky needs Subway, literally and figuratively.
- jlt-Janet
Dear Jordan Hofker: It has come to my attention that you have made an unauthorized use of my copyrighted work entitled SUPER CLASSY (the "Work") in the preparation of a work derived therefrom. I have reserved all rights in the Work, first published in Flickr on October 7th, 2008. Your work entitled Friendfeed post 7ad8e406/sparky-is-on-fire is...
Mike, Grant Gochnauer, Live4Emma (L4S) and 9 other people liked this
As you neither asked for nor received permission to use the Work as the basis for Friendfeed post 7ad8e406/sparky-is-on-firenor to make or distribute copies, including electronic copies, of same, I believe you have willfully infringed my rights under 17 U.S.C. Section 101 et seq. and could be liable for statutory damages as high as $150,000 as set forth in Section 504(c)(2) therein.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
I demand that you immediately cease the use and distribution of all infringing works derived from the Work, and all copies, including electronic copies, of same, that you deliver to me, if applicable, all unused, undistributed copies of same, or destroy such copies immediately and that you desist from this or any other infringement of my rights in the future. If I have not received an...
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- Thparqui, totally a fake
Very truly yours, Sparky
- Thparqui, totally a fake
Damn sparky, you scary.
- Clark the Kittensquisher
from iPhone
LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ON THIS.
- Jordan Hofker
As per my notice you have until midnight to respond. Failure to respond will result in further FCUKING action against you, your mother, and potentially your uncle.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
CC License hasn't changed Jordan. You're still in the clear, don't be a martyr, FIGHT THIS TO THE DEATH!
- Clark the Kittensquisher
This is a commercial use. Jordan clearly intended to 1) post 2) garner attention 3) ..... 4) profit. Commercial use is specifically forbidden by my CCANC 2.4 license.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
Oh f**k, Jordan, you're screwed.
- Clark the Kittensquisher
My lawyer has advised me not to further comment on this matter. If I could BCC and RM this conversation to close it, I would.
- Jordan Hofker
Should I be expecting an official response to come from your legal team then?
- Thparqui, totally a fake
don't worry...Sparky didn't pass the bar....but he does like to dress up in robes and powdered wigs
- Live4Emma (L4S)
I did *something* to the bar, not passing it per-se.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
lulz.
- Yolanda
Amanda just made me spray milk out of my nose. That is all.
Cheryl Jones, Mike, Live4Emma (L4S) and 9 other people liked this
The crazy thing is that Sparky hasn't had any milk in days.
- Akiva Moskovitz
"milk"
- Thparqui, totally a fake
"nose"?
- Jordan Hofker
"spray"
- Thparqui, totally a fake
"Amanda"?
- Jordan Hofker
Amanda.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
I spray milk out of my... something else.
- Rochelle
I've always hoped that I would one day cause you to "spray" "milk" out of your "nose".
- tinypants (Amanda H)
0_0
- Clark the Kittensquisher
Well then Amanda, today is "your" day.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
Just try not to "spray" on my "hair".
- tinypants (Amanda H)
Rochelle - are you sure spray is the right word?
- Thparqui, totally a fake
*sneaks in to sit in corner*
- Curtis Jackson
Careful, it's dangerous over there.
- Jordan Hofker
Sparky, if you squeeze it right, it definitely does spray.
- Rochelle
Video or it didn't happen Rochelle!
- Thparqui, totally a fake
from email
y'all are killing me
- Yolanda
Sparky, I think Rochelle is more likely to spray than you are. However, I don't know if I'd want to be proven wrong.
- Curtis Jackson
Curtis clearly doesn't know me very well.
- Thparqui, totally a fake
Sparky, I'm sure someone has posted video of themselves on YouTube...
- Rochelle
funnier if the milk had squirted instead of sprayed.
- Dead Silence
I never want this thread to end.
- Haggis (Sean Loyless)
This thread is awesome. It isn't as awesome as the "Korn on the blog" thread back in the day, but, close.
- Yolanda
That would make for an interesting competition. Must try to Bing that.
- Curtis Jackson
The "Korn on the Blog" thread ruled! -> http://friendfeed.com/justink...
- Justin Korn
SOX meetings for fun and profit!
Ewww :-(
- Jordan Hofker
Comon - setting up compliance controls is AWESOME!
- Thparqui, totally a fake
I wouldn't just right to "awesome". I've been stuck with SOX duties since 2004. I've amassed a list of words that properly describe SOX controls, SOX testing, and SOX certification...
- tinypants (Amanda H)
Practical Alchemy: Grilled Pineapple - http://weeklygeekshow.com/2009...
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Akiva Moskovitz and Christopher Harley liked this
My family used to vacation in the Yaxylibub region of the Sierra Nevada mountain range. Fun times! Though it hardly compares to Weeaboo http://ff.im/4UxVG
- Christopher Harley
Do you have childhood memories of exploring the Yaxylibub Caverns?
- Thparqui, totally a fake
I didn't until just now :(
- Christopher Harley
Sproing goes the puppy - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
jmortonscott, Mike, yagami and tinypants (Amanda H) liked this
With his favorite toy :)
- Thparqui, totally a fake
from Bookmarklet
Cute :-)
- Jordan Hofker
Pineapple, salted then grilled. - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
Cheryl Jones, magali, Jason and 12 other people liked this
Also recommended: deep fried pineapple. Just slice it and throw it into hot oil for a few seconds. Caramelizes the outside, juicies up the inside.
- mike fabio
Grilled pineapple is the ish. We served it with a toasted coconut ice cream when I was in culinary school. So good...
- Ha3rvey
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