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Sreeyesh Vijayan

Sreeyesh Vijayan

Neomodern nutcase, electrical engineer, ex-jobless prick, certified nutz, underweight foodie, chocoholic, chickenholic, lazy idler, really boring guy.
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You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see people ask "Who the fuck is that?"
Loveday. RT @aalaap: <3 Day!
Yes, the web knows your entrepreneurial start-up venture capitalist investment solution foo is strong. Disrupt your deliberation and STFU.
I'm not laughing at your "It's funny when [insert perceived ironical scenario]" statements. I'm chuckling at the irony of you not laughing.
Roger Ebert shares his thoughts on euthanasia in his review of Jack Kevorkian biopic "You Don't Know Jack". Good read. http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert...
What is this I DON'T EVEN @_@ http://i.imgur.com/RB6uc.jpg
What is this I DON'T EVEN @_@ http://t.co/ZupQDewq
Finally, an Android twitter client that allows line breaks. YAAY!
That moment when you open your fist and the mosquito just flies away. BAASTAAAAAARD!
Sexual Assholes and Emotional Sluts http://totalfratmove.com/812001
Ripoff Level : Asian! http://9gag.com/gag/2571548 via @9GAG
Hey, Bugs Bunny! Aww! Lemme take a snap. So adoraHOLYCRAP! http://twitpic.com/8ik45t
Hey, Bugs Bunny! Aww! Lemme take a snap. So adoraHOLYCRAP! http://t.co/SQfTUD6D
Clearly, one of these geese is an acrobat. http://twitpic.com/8ijxav
Clearly, one of these geese is an acrobat. http://t.co/i3UcUhlm
Latest Amul ad. Absolute genius. http://www.facebook.com/photo...
Top Ramen is better than Maggi. There, I said it.
You know what was existed before rage-memes were used to make jokes out of everyday annoyances and mundane activities? Seinfeld.
This dude writes about Indian history with a witty eloquence & proficiency that would make http://www.cracked.com/ proud. http://kaipullai.com/2012...
RT @indyan: If this is true, then this is huge. http://techie-buzz.com/tech-ne...
'Chronicle' turned out way better than what I expected of it. Go watch it, people. No, never strays to 'Cloverfield' territory.
Pious people discreetly watch ashleel porn. I'm offensive and I find this to be very Indian.
SAMSUNG YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I NEED ICS ON MY PHONE WHY U NO UPDATE FAST GANDU?
Complimentary gift from the nearby petrol pump. http://twitpic.com/8gv1bb
Complimentary gift from the nearby petrol pump. http://t.co/CuckCVcU
The best, and I mean THE BEST, critique of a comic book storyline EVER! http://www.youtube.com/watch... Worth the whole 17 minutes.
The best, and I mean THE BEST, critique of a comic book storyline EVER! http://t.co/JFieK5VK Worth the whole 17 minutes.
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Like sour cream, the general douchiness of the non-teaching staff at my old engineering college has only fermented further with time.
PREPARE THE LUBES AND TISSUES! RT @krazyfrog: Instructions for #ForeverAlones - Embrace yourselves. Valentine's Day is coming.
The Android market has a 'lil something for the fangirls. Ladies, https://t.co/VMoDDu1p
I mean literally, you're unmistakably, veritably, absolutely, completely confusing the word with figuratively.
Random noise generators. Football fans. #sameshit
So you're announcing that you're "now following @someone"? Oh, oh, if I ever find that one fuck I lost, I'll give it to you for your effort.
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