Stephen Collins

I am altering the pants. Pray I don't alter it any further. #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants

I am altering the pants. Pray I don't alter it any further. #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants

Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your pants. #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants. #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants

RT @SGgrc: So does this mean we can keep our shoes on at the airport??

Sources report engineer responsible for Death Star ventilation shaft design told by Vader, "Apology accepted". #wookieleaks

Tests reveal stormtrooper armor completely ineffective against blaster fire. Palpatine named in class action suit. #wookieleaks

RT @_wookieleaks: Hundreds of AT-AT's to be recalled due to "rollover and stability complications". #wookieleaks

RT @lieslmiller: Rep. Jar Jar Binks recently censured for ethics violations of being a walking sterotype. #wookieleaks

RT @Hay_Ray91: Why is my phone retweeting the same thing over and over again?? I didnt even tell it to tweet anything!

RT @mashable: Who Builds Linux? These Days, More and More Mobile Devs - http://mashable.com/2010...

Sheesh how does serial screwup Barney Frank get reelected every year? Up is down, wrong is right, good is evil, and pi is a rational number!

RT @alyankovic: Don’t forget to vote today. Unless you’re a complete idiot. In which case, really, feel free not to.

RT @Arubin: the definition of open: "mkdir android ; cd android ; repo init -u git://android.git.kernel.org/platform/manifest.git ; repo sync ; make"

The end is near, and there is no plan B. goo.gl/gjYv

Google featuring two-factor authentication now, nice! http://googleenterprise.blogspot.com/2010...

Amazon Kindle: A Highlight and Note from Stephen Collins (Facebook: Stephen Collins) - http://kindle.amazon.com/post...

May need a new weight loss stragedy… managed to gain weight after 1200 pushups, 480 ab wheel extensions, 400 lunges, 400 chinups, 400 dips, and 20 miles running over 5 days!

Where Wizards Stay Up Late: The Origins Of The Internet - http://www.amazon.com/Where-W...

Facebook 'Like' button draws privacy scrutiny | Politics and Law - CNET News - http://news.cnet.com/8301-13...

Strange declares victory over King in Republican primary for attorney general | al.com - http://blog.al.com/live...

Meltdown: A Free-Market Look at Why the Stock Market Collapsed, the Economy Tanked, and Government B - http://www.amazon.com/Meltdow...

School officially over. Haven made all-stars so summer starts fast.

Stephen watching live feed of operation "top kill"... interesting stuff.

4 miles in 30 minutes... whew!

Google I/O 2010 - Keynote Day 1 - Full Length - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

The great thing about running at Orange beach... it's so flat. The bad part... 110% humidity!

It's a great day to be in Orange Beach.

Congrats to Wade McGilberry for winning a million bucks! Go Wade!

Can someone please invent a better system than captchas to prove I'm human? The sooner the better. Thanks.