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Fractious, foolish, footling, futile, fruitless and formless day.

26 minutes ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Appeared in sketch for a couple of young amusement mongers. It's on www.youtube.com/smalesandpayne

9 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Speaking Sunday in London. iTunes Festival app: ticket competition closes Friday at 18:00. UK only! http://ax.itunes.apple.com/WebObje...

19 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Yes deeply aware I'm in privileged position: a tweet for or against something, with so many followers... Use power wisely, young Skywalker

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@AngelaAtHP V kind! It's software: uninstall reinstall - always happens with HP AIO s'ware. Needs ground up rewrite! But thanks.

yesterday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Oh the power of Twitter. Moan about a product & their "communications" people are in touch offering to help. Feel like a big bully now.

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Feeling much better today. Sleep is our friend. HP isn't. Crappy all-in-one printer software packed up for 10th time. Epson or Canon next.

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What ho all. Forgive radio silence. Bubbly tummy: partly nerves at the cricket, partIy something I ate probably.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@buckingham79 "whose"? Why, mine, ours, everyone's.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@Red4eva777 No, you never seem to be loggd on to it... I'm waiting ... ;)

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@philmonger I refuse. Half a day not tweeting and I get complaints for being silent. Why follow anyone if you don't want them to tweet?

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@nick_hubert Yes.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Not by force, my friend. By cunning." Ralph Richardson. Joy beyond imagining.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Phew. Signal back. Thank you all for being with me through this difficult, sensitive and heart-rendingly anxious time. Comfort food TV. Mm

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@mrsfran Haha. Hope you don't get sacked. Bosses monitor social networks these days!

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Damn it the pigging signal is weaker than a drunk kitten. Makes you want to go to Sky HQ in Isleworth on a killing spree.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Oh great. Thunderstorm so savage satellite TV is out and I can't watch Richard Chamberlain in The Man In the Iron(ic) Mask.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

As for all you wicked people who tWEEted "sssssssss" and "tinkle"and "fountain". Shame on you. Home now. Made it.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

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Still in cab. Clenched thighs so hard my testicles have shot up my neck. Dear me.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@JA_Russell Yoo hoo

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Speed bumps are evil: they stab your bladder and say "Nah"...

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Yes, and Otto the driver of the school bus..,

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Come to think of it, Harry Shearer is a genius. Very sweet English wife.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

And, yes, Derek Smalls ...

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Reverend Lovejoy too, I expect

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Yes and Principal Skinner. Thanks all!

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Monty Burns, Smithers many other genius voices ...

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Oh yes, good point, Hank Azaria does Mo. Harry S does others ... I'm too thigh-clenchingly wee-wanting to remember which.

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And no, btw, didn't fall into soup last night. Sat next to Mo the Barman, Kent Brockman etc: ie Harry Shearer man of a dozen Simpsons voices

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Fabulous lunch. Now in cab home so desperate for a widdle that I may explode like a burst waterbomb.

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