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Stephen Kruiser

Stephen Kruiser

Stand-up comic. Writer. Single dad. Running, reading, politics and sports are my non-parenting passions. Bit of a Scrabble freak.
Wrinkled white 'tard, playing a little race card: http://michellemalkin.com/2009...
@MelissaTweets Tried 2 call & wish u a Happy B-Day! but ur like, working or having fun or something.
So, r the "science is settled" bungholes at the EPA going 2 charge me 2 breathe when they regulate CO2?
@KamaainaInOC Isn't it weird that ppl who live next 2 the biggest ocean on earth crap themselves whenever they see rain?
@Fooksie If only the kind overlords in D.C. would step in & regulate, um, air & stuff.
@KamaainaInOC U rock in ways other ppl can only dream of.
@bccohan Let's rein in the hashtag frenzy a bit 2 make things more RT-friendly. :)
@Coco90210 No, they have 2 keep anything w/ sharp edges or points away from Biden. It's all plastic utensils & blunt objects in the bunker.
@KamaainaInOC Package Cam!
As Copenhagen summit begins, we fondly remember the last gathering like it: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2...
@Coco90210 There's actually a Crazy Joe Biden bunker. It's stocked w/ booze & Play-Doh 2 keep him entertained.
So, no Twitter yesterday and I got things done. Tweeting constantly 2day & I'm way behind. I'm no conspiracy theorist but...
@MelissaTweets You've been hiding from me for weeks.
RT @bccohan: RT @chuckdevore: Going on the Eric Hogue Show about Climategate at 12:40 to 12:50 http://www.ktkz.com/ #tcot #catcot #cagop
@KamaainaInOC Really?!?!? That's your COMPLETE list of must-watch guests on #RedEye?
RT @EdDriscoll: RT @Heritage:EPA calls CO2 a dangerous pollutant. Here come the regulations. http://blog.heritage.org/2009... #tcot #climategate #cop15
"Now diving off the 10 meter platform: Barack Obama" http://minx.cc/?post=295572
@MelissaTweets I'm sensitive, u know. The science is settled on that.
@sarahbellumd Of course. I work better w/ a studio audience.
@KamaainaInOC @sarahbellumd I'm working on having them just bring a camera 2 my living room next time I'm on.
@bccohan Gibbs is a total boogers-for-brains nimrod.
Drops of water are falling from the sky. Don't they know there are laws against that in Los Angeles?
I spent a whole day away from Twitter-AND WOKE UP ALIVE...
@bccohan Most presidents would want a press sec'y who could actually speak. But, hey, hope & change...
Tomlin might bench some #Steelers starters: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg...
@Smittmaestro Gibbs replaced McLellan on the "Worst Ever" list. He's an incoherent, babbling tool.
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