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"I'm all for banning the bad stuff but are they mad! I think context is the issue here is it not? Who remembers Bart getting the boot in Australia, maybe they took offence after all?" - Stephen Page

"They call him Indy. Indiana Jones and the battery of doom!" - Stephen Page

"Batteries are FULL of energy so is it really any surprise some may explode? Sure they shouldn't but with the many millions manufactured some will be faulty. I once had an iPod 80Gb overheat and fail to charge. I was reassured that Apple was interested enough to take my iPod back not just for replacement but for full investigation. They also replace my iPod in a timely fashion. Things break, sometimes spectacularly. Get your new iPod, enjoy, relax probably never happen again in your lifetime." - Stephen Page

"Goat says "Nothing tastes as good as freshly fallen people, don't pick the bruised ones though. And dispose of the cores safely"" - Stephen Page

"Yes, we only Frolick in this country you know. It's like "Brief Encounter" all over again... Oh Valerie, would you like to frolick with me on the office floor? Why Charles, I thought you'd never ask....so I had young Rodney doing me in the coal hole. I beg your pardon Valerie! ---- So frightfully funny :-)" - Stephen Page

"So it was hair plugs Kevin Rose was getting, not his head shaved. I might have guessed! LOL" - Stephen Page

"Erm, did they eat the rest of it? Jeez, they are hungry little F&^$ers" - Stephen Page

"Cranes, Storks, its the birds, aaarrrggghh!!!" - Stephen Page

"There was never a better definition for the words Conflict of Interest than Silvio Berlusconi. He makes the Mafia look like your Grandmother." - Stephen Page

"Oh my god! This is what happens when Joan Rivers stitches come undone!" - Stephen Page

"They come from a galaxy far...far away...You think they could put some freakin clothes on...dirty stinkin apes! LOL" - Stephen Page

"OK, So a giant statue of the a man and a woma appears, hovering in mid air, no means of support, only two giant bird wings attached to the statue keeping it aloft. It drips any substance you like, honey, blood, milk, starbucks latte, whatever. It also comes with a sign underneath that says "God is watching you" What next? I mean even if all that happened, what the F**k next? Which god, how do we contact said god, what happens next? LOL so a woman in tomato or on the surface of the sun, what next? What do we do next? What difference would it make long term? And I mean really long term after we ran around and did all the shit we usually do and then got bored because it didnt make the slightest bit of difference. We are all about the here and now people! LOL I do so love being insane!!!! LOL" - Stephen Page

"Kitty is very quiet these days....working on....iPhone 4G!!!! LOL" - Stephen Page

"This is a loss of trust for many people and thats much more of an important issue than $10. The thing is Apple tried the market, you all gave in to the first update so now they are going to screw you every time there is an update. This, for me, makes the iPod Touch now a no-go and has made me decide that I will not now rush to purchase any new iPod that comes along. That sounds major but the iPod as we knew it is effectively dead, the high end product is the iPhone, the iPod nano replaces the iPod. If you have an iPod Touch you have a hobbled iPhone. It will become cheaper in future to sell you an iPhone with no-sim, you get your iPod functionality and Apple get the possibility of you using that SIM card slot at some point in the future. That is surely where it is going? Then will you have to pay for future iPhone upgrades? Probably. There is a market there, why would they not? They are a company, not a charity. With millions of users worldwide it suddenly becomes worth charging even..." - Stephen Page

"You could do worse than use http://www.urlf.org instead...is this product placement? :-)" - Stephen Page

"That was a big old Egg-splosion!" - Stephen Page

"OK, So who thought it said Genital?!!! Hands up!" - Stephen Page

"OK, So who thought it said Genital?!!!" - Stephen Page

"The answer to most of these questions.....it's fiction! They don't need to be answered, its all made up, they can turn him into a fish if they want. Sure its lax but then Reece met Adam in Torchwood, yet the rest of them take a pill to ensure that no one remembers adam...erm woops! It's fiction, move on! The big question is....did you enjoy it, if so, stop worrying and look forward to Christmas....oooh, those Cybermen have always scared me and their latest incarnation is even scarier. The worst things are done by humans to humans, the cybermen are humans with the soul removed, that is why they are so scary to me at least." - Stephen Page

"In the UK you HAVE to have a PayPal account before you can sell anything. It is grossly anti-competitive. Didn't Sears do this with the Discover card, way back when? And it screwed them something terrible, sad thing is today, eBay couldnt give a hoot (did I change that last word, hmmm!) as people just keep coming in. Try and sell something without using eBay and you'll see what a monopoly they are, its time to get some honest competition into the marketplace!" - Stephen Page

"Make way for the broken people!! Aaaaarrrrggghhh!!! LOL" - Stephen Page

"Hang On! Hang On! Hang On! They were at the f***ing North Pole! They weren't lost in the middle of Milton Keynes or whizzing around the M25! Context people! Context!!!!!!!! Jeez! Yet some twat of a footballer who beats his team mate to a pulp goes on trial while in jail for another battering offence not long after his previous one and gets off absolutely free, what is the world coming to? Are we going mad? Where is the JUSTICE? and why isn't it in our favour rather than the criminals? We are all doomed!" - Stephen Page

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