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For a bathtub reader like me, it's just a matter of time before the words "Kindle" and "accidental electrocution" appear in my obituary.
Why do managers keep saying that the penalty they weren't awarded was the "turning point" of the match? Surely scoring a goal is important?
Just read that Miss England has given up her crown after getting into a bar fight. Doesn't that automatically makes her Miss Scotland?
The vatican can fuck right off. http://bit.ly/2qG003
Steve just got a couple of weetabix and crumbled and Aero chocolate bar all over them. What? That's aerobics isn't it? Mmmm, tasty aerobics.
Should have gone to specsavers http://www.harrow.gov.uk/www2...
@smellmycheese There's no room with me in there.
@The_OC The family is lovely apart from the one we call "Christian" who is very naughty. Must be something about the name. Hows the girls?
November always reminds me of the girls I used to ask out when I was a teenager. I think it's the "No" part.
@The_OC Alexander O’Neal (A ginger Steve / "Proscript Steve" Answer)
I'm growing facial hair in November to raise awareness for how creepy I can look.
Just seen a job advertised as "Netherlands, Munich, Paris, London (depending on skills)" Does that mean you work in London if you're shit?
On a separate note, this is the best hashtag ever. #alanjohnsonnuttsack
Exactly. What's the point of an adviser if he doesn't tell you what you want to hear? Prof Nutt wasn't hired to have an opinion.
Steve just heard the immortal words "St George's - Haslehurst". Shame about the outcome.
@jupitusphillip That would mean you're breathing in and out at the same time. #randompedantry
@MitchBenn Which one?
@MitchBenn Careful now! Down with this sort of thing!
@MitchBenn Sounds like 13,000 people telling you that you're the only person who hasn't seen it.
That used up all my Wave invites in less than a minute! @Richard_Leach @Xuzz149 @ipod_user @thisisconlan @kylezoa and others...
Anyone need a Google Wave invitation?
Steve has had a great night. Old friends are the best entertainment.
Just read that an eighth foot has washed up on the shores of British Columbia. Canadian authorities can't explain it because they use the metric system.
It's no good moving to the US. We'll still track you down.
Another two jobs that I apparently don't have the skills for: http://www.jobserve.com/Blackbe... and http://www.jobserve.com/IT-Mana...
Steve is still not 40 even though THREE of his friends are today. Happy birthday, oldies!
15 storeys high 1.1 the sofa part one - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
15 storeys high 1.1 the sofa part one
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Auto-Tune the News #9: Nobel. health care. United Nations. - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Auto-Tune the News #9: Nobel. health care. United Nations.
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Steve got home from the pub and spent all night up with the baby. Including the extra hour.
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