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t-ra: taking the piss
Gentlemen, you can take your late night drunk texts after weeks of radio silence and shove em up your trifling ass. #datingtips
So, I shouldn't send any drunk texts from the Burlesque Festival, then? - Steven Perez
you can drunk text me anytime, Steve. we communicate frequently enough. just don't go MIA for a month then all'a sudden send a "so what you been up to?" at 2am. that's just lame. and insulting as hell. and I will tweet about it apparently. - t-ra: taking the piss
"all'a sudden"... dear god, and here I thought you couldn't get any cuter. - MoTO: Tufted Coqeutte
This is a 'handmade dictionary.' One of my adopted kids made this today. She's 7 years old and is in 2nd grade. :) - این "دیکشنری" رو امروز یکی از اون بچه هام درست کرده که من سرپرستیشونو به عهده خودم گرفته ام - این دخترم هفت سال سن داره و در کلاس دوم دبستان درس میخونه
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گووودووو آفرین بهش! چه دست خطشم خوبه - پریســــــا
<3 - GΞШ@LL
This is so beautiful! Please tell her that she is absolutely amazing! - iFriend
Wow! love this so much! - Bluetooth
Lovely! - Kanga-na
I'm eagerly looking forward to meet this little philosopher on Eid day. I miss her so much! She's my best-best-best friend! - ifti
amazing! - ►JontyPi◄
کتنا پیارا کام ہے -- lots of love <3 - wicky
My compliments to the little master crafter and her wonderful father! This is very beautiful, to say the least! - T2eno9
ای جونم ! چند تا بچه داری؟ سر و کله زدن با بچه ها عالمی داره :) - ا╬ کامیار ╬ا
<3 - navratana
Khadija is the prettiest doll in the world!!! <3 - saeedvasi
آفرین :) - بافومه
wonderful! - NajVal
I like it so much! - w4?
درود فراوان بر تو و دخترت. خیلی لذت داره میبینی بزرگ شدن؟ اینطور نیست؟ - مهتا
Wow ! that's wonderful ! ^_^ congratulation you and your little artist girl :) - Dr.RoHo
مرسی پریسا جان :) باید بگم این دخترم خیلی باهوش و با استعداده :) متاسفانه براش تو داستان زندگیش زنده موندن بابا و مامانش نوشته نشده بود :) او پنج سال پیش باباشو و حدود سه سال پیش مامانشو برای همیشه از دست داد ولی امیدوارم وجود نازنینش همیشه اینقدر زیبا و قشنگ و خوشرنگ باشه که بودنش در این دنیا همیشه و همیشه این دنیا رو برای هر کسی خیلی قشنگ و سرشار از رنگ های شادی کنه - ma∟ıĸ
Thanks, Gewall! :) - ma∟ıĸ
@آ3ــــمان بانو: Thank you so much! :) - ma∟ıĸ
Thank you, iFriend! :) - ma∟ıĸ
Thank you, Bluetooth! :) - ma∟ıĸ
Thank you, Kangana! :) - ma∟ıĸ
Ifti, my dear-dear-dear friend, I really don't know how to thank you enough for all your kindness. I'm told by Marina this morning that all the children were overjoyed that you and your parents came to spend a few hours with them last night. A million thank you's will never be enough! - ma∟ıĸ
عااالیه :) بوس به مرتب و منظم بودنش و دستخطش - جیکو
Thank you, Jonty! :) - ma∟ıĸ
(: شکریہ وجیحہ - ma∟ıĸ
Thank you, T2eno9! :) - ma∟ıĸ
کامیار جان باید بگم که اگرچه تعداد بچه هایی که والدینشونو از دست داده اند و من و همه افراد خونواده ام و بسیاری از اقوام و دوستان و آشنایان ما به اونا کمک میکنیم خیلی زیاده ولی من سرپرست بیست و چهار بچه هستم - اینا اون بچه هایی هستن که مسوولیت همه و هر گونه مخارج زندگیشون با من است و این دخترم خدیجه که در موردش این فید رو دادم این نیز یکی از همون بچه هاست که من صد در صد سرپرستشونم -... more... - ma∟ıĸ
Thank you, Navaratna! :) - ma∟ıĸ
Of course, Saeed bhai, she for sure and real is the prettiest doll in the world! :) - ma∟ıĸ
very cool handmade dictionary - moreya
amazing and beautiful work! <3 - alavi
الهی آخی - Farahnaaz
Sean McBride
Twitter is for fast brains who get the main points instantly.
They don't need a dissertation. - Sean McBride
Who's they? - Professor A.I.
The best minds on Twitter and the minds who follow them. - Sean McBride
You ever read the bios; everybody is the best mind on Twitter. - NOT THE CRICKET
Then why do PhD's need to have a dissertation and the professors who advise them? - Professor A.I.
"best minds" is a category one needs to populate with instances according to one's personal criteria. But automated methods for doing this are improving impressively. - Sean McBride
Doctoral dissertations are fine and necessary -- but not all the time or even most of the time. Often a brief crisp sentence will do. - Sean McBride
And in any case, one can use Twitter to post pointers to great dissertations. A few keywords in the tweet will either catch one's eye or not. - Sean McBride
A large portion of people I'd label best minds, don't bother with Twitter, or social media in general. - NOT THE CRICKET
Who are they? - Sean McBride
Sean, are you going out on a limb and saying Twitter is popular? You should be an evangelist for them—they really need one. - Professor A.I.
I guess I'm not one of the best minds, since I don't really use Twitter much. - Professor A.I.
Sean, I don't know most of them because they don't bother with Twitter. ;) A few, that have accounts but lack any serious activity that could be considered coming from the best of minds: Rich Hickey, Bret Victor aka Worry Dreams, Dyske Suematsu, Jack Cheng, the Professor by some other name. - NOT THE CRICKET
Cricket -- thanks for the response. I asked you because I am always on the lookout for interesting minds I may have overlooked. And both you and the prof are right: many of the best minds in the world are not on Twitter or any social media platform. They tend to keep very low profiles. - Sean McBride
One on Twitter (and formerly Friendfeed) that I really respect is Mike Amundsen (@mamund), for his work on data formats and Hypermedia API's. - NOT THE CRICKET
Right -- I've been following Mike "Hypermedia" Amundsen's Friendfeed feed for years. - Sean McBride
Then you should love my new service. It consists of seemingly random strings that actually point to the deepest secrets of the universe. That is, if you are smart enough to figure out their true meaning. The location of this service is of course self evident to the initiated. - Todd Hoff
Only certain selected ET species will get what that is all about -- the ones that communicate with one another, just for fun and because they are bored, through complex puns and allusions constructed from bits and pieces of all the natural and artificial languages and symbol systems in the universe. - Sean McBride
"faster brains, younger women, older whiskey, and more money." or something like that - Greg GuitarBuster
Now that is a value system one can earnestly embrace. :) - Sean McBride
LOL Todd. I agree Stage 3 RESTful services are pretty much a useless abstraction, with only a few use cases. When a Stage 2 REST-based RPC works just as well for 98% of cases and is far easier to mentally reason about. One significant use case, I've found recently is for allowing others to attach external self-describing services with little or no effort on the developers part. Think Friendfeed, IFTTT, Zapier, etc. that integrate with your services instead of supporting your services. - NOT THE CRICKET
None of the very smart people I know use Twitter. But then, they are not out there trying to attract "followers". Too busy figuring things out..... - Danaa
I always thought Twitter is great for the celebritologists. And politicians. And OK, Max Blumenthal (because he has to). - Danaa
Twitter is a trully fantastic tool for teenagers - mirrors their actual socialization skills and apptitudes (well, most of them....). Goes very well with texting and sexting. It's also great for the BORG society - excellent tool for connecting the hive out there picking nectar from the field for reasons unknown. Only problem is, what if there is Deranged Bee Syndrome? - Danaa
Todd & Sean seem to be aware of our new service. - Professor A.I.
Danaa -- Twitter is not a medium for doing deep thinking -- it's a medium for providing quick pointers to deep thinking on other platforms. - Sean McBride
There are cheese puffs in the closet. - NOT THE CRICKET
If I had a column in a paper or a blog out in the visible world, I'd probably use Twitter too. basically anyone in the public eye - and many who just work with the public (as in providing a service) finds twitter very useful as a kind of 'advertisement' to direct traffic to their site. No disagreement there. - Danaa
Danaa -- does this link open correctly for you? [Twitter: Sean McBride: following] I wouldn't follow these feeds if I didn't think they were valuable. Do they fail to meet your standards? Some of these people I would describe as smart -- in fact, super-smart. - Sean McBride
It's interesting to see who various Twitter users are following -- for instance: [Twitter: Stephen Walt: following] - Sean McBride
[Twitter: KurzweilAINews: following] - Sean McBride
Sean, in truth I follow no one on Twitter. For reasons that have everything to do with time management and nothing with my opinions re twitter. Most of the time I am signed out so the link you provided does not open for me. They keep wanting me to sign in and I keep not wanting to. I am right now trying to get done with several essay snippets. can't promise anything to anybody or check in to anywhere till I'm done. Don't worry about my standards. I just live in my own bubble world, like everyone else. - Danaa
Danaa -- time management is precisely what motivates me to use Twitter: it permits one to track and prioritize the most important new events and ideas in any domain with the least time and effort. It also enables you to break out of your bubble by scanning and listening to the social networks of others -- including adversaries. - Sean McBride
Steve Perlman, is another name to know. - NOT THE CRICKET from iPhone
To say the least: [Wikipedia; Steve Perlman] - Sean McBride
Another: Bram Cohen - NOT THE CRICKET
[Wikipedia; Bram Cohen] "Bram Cohen (born October 12, 1975) is an American computer programmer, best known as the author of the peer-to-peer (P2P) BitTorrent protocol, as well as the first file sharing program to use the protocol, also known as BitTorrent. He is also the co-founder of CodeCon, organizer of the San Francisco Bay Area P2P-hackers meeting, and the co-author of Codeville." - Sean McBride
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Victor Ganata
Fist bumps, high-fives spread fewer germs than handshakes, study says - L.A. Times — be dope fresh *and* clean
I feel like a slug. I've got no energy and no motivation. I feel hot and sticky. I am not the summertime mom I thought I'd be. :-/
*hugs* You've been quite busy lately and it's super hot lately. Go easy on yourself, love. - Tamara J. B. from FFHound(roid)!
Seconding the go easy on yourself. Between the heat and humidity, it's been really awful trying to do anything. - vicster: full-bodied
Thanks, gals. I'm mostly disappointed that my kids don't want to do any independent reading or writing (I LOVED doing that on lazy summer days), and just want to watch tv. I feel like I'm too tired to motivate them to do something else and I'm 'doing it wrong'. Well, tomorrow we're going to a water park so maybe that will make up for it. - Yvonne from FFHound!
How was the water park today? - Tamara J. B.
OMG! The water park ROCKED! How did I not know it was only 20 miles away???? I got so much exercise and the kids had a blast! I think tomorrow is going to be another lazy day. LOL! - Yvonne
Awesome. That's fantastic. :D - Tamara J. B.
Sucker DJ LB
Slow progress is still progress, right?
The two file drawers on the left of the big bookcase are now empty, so that's something! - Sucker DJ LB
I'll try to remember to take another pic tomorrow. Emptied another drawer today. - Sucker DJ LB
Victor Ganata
So I tried that thing where you type "[your name] is" into the Google search box and see what autocomplete comes up with, and my favorite is "Victor is the real monster"
Life is a soap opera. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Among mine is: "Brent is Manila" :) - Brent Schaus
"Betsy is broken." - Betsy
"Jaclyn is a soccer goalie" (She is? Ah, looks to be a widely copied probability question). - Jaclyn aka spamgirl
Auto complete gave me nothing. :/ - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
Oops: misunderstood the instructions, left off the "is." Even so, after "is that you" it's mostly Disney stuff, I guess because there's an "is" in Disney. - Walt Crawford
I was rewatching Who Framed Roger Rabbit and I giggled at "Walt sent me." - Betsy
not an alien, gay, awesome, a garden gnome - Greg GuitarBuster
I'm likely to leave the store. - Marie
I'm cooking. - Lisa L. Seifert from iPhone
I get nothing either, it corrects my name to "Melissa" - Melly
Corrects my name to "curtis" and then I get "curtis is on the case", "curtis is booger", "curtis is a" and "jade curtiss is awesome" (the only one that keeps my name spelled the way it should be). - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
kevin is love kevin is life - Kevin Johnson
RT @markdistef: "Majestic Sky Penis" Spotted In Skies Above Britain (h/t @TheNTNews)
RT @markdistef: "Majestic Sky Penis" Spotted In Skies Above Britain (h/t @TheNTNews)
It's so beautiful. What does it mean??? - Steve C
Lie back and think of England... - Spidra Webster
Spidra wins. - Melly from FFHound!
Happy Birthday to my Daddy, who would have been 66 today. I miss you xx #fb
Glen Campbell
Started to make cold-brewed coffee. Works well, is easy and cold coffee drinks in summer are delish. Made it again. #wakeywakey
Steve C
Turn for a second to reach for the new diaper to be applied and find the boy filling every orifice on his face with pee. He's a good shot. Luckily a good sport too as it made him smile. I'll take the smile over 3 extra minutes of clean up any day.
Thank god for closed mouth! - Steve C
You need one of those teepee things. - Janet
Oh we cover the hose with little wash cloths he hit at that instant of transition. The sneaky devil. :) - Steve C
Apparently well qualified for an X-wing run on the Death Star - Spidra Webster
Empty rooms,where we learn to live without love...
You tell yourself that you will be strong,But your heart tells you ,this time you're wrong... - SaSha
لایک - کلیـستن
لایک به خودت:دی - SaSha
ژوخم - SaSha from Android
عالیه تف تو روحت - Vincent van Gogh from Android
:)) - SaSha from Android
چسبید - Behzad
خدابيامرز همیشه میچسبید - SaSha from Android
به به همیشه - Sepi ⌘ سپی
گوربونت - SaSha from Android
من یک سوال دارم، ولی بیخیال، کون لقتون، نمیپرسم :دی - ووووزلا
Big sky country. :) - Jenny H. from Android
Tiny ground country :) - Eivind from Android
Much ground cropped out. Because rear-view mirror. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Oh, you are in Montana! Espresso shack + gambling galore! - Meg VMeg
I could trip anywhere here, Meg, and land on an espresso shack. Wish we had them in the AB. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
I love the Berkeley Pit Overlook and Nevada City's Music Hall, if you're headed out that-a-ways. The latter is probably more interesting for kids. And the Miracle of America Museum is...compelling. - Meg VMeg
Thanks for those POIs, Meg, looking at where they map right now. - Micah
Will y'all be going to Glacier National Park, Micah? West side's more popular/crowded, but east side's really, really gorgeous, too. - Kirsten
Actually, we're taking the less scenic, but faster route up to Lethbridge. - Micah
t-ra: taking the piss
my favorite British-isms from this weekend:
"naff" is another way to say "rubbish" that originally meant someone is Not Available For Fucking, but now just means anything lame. - t-ra: taking the piss
"knickers" is only used for women's underwear (which disappointed me, honestly, bc I love the word). men's underwear are "undercrackers." - t-ra: taking the piss
"rude boy" is a term some are dubious of and others embrace. vaguely meaning a working class tough guy type I think. - t-ra: taking the piss
"hunters" are a kind of wellington boot worn by snobs. - t-ra: taking the piss
"undercrackers", eh? i'm sad it's not "undernadgers". - Big Joe Silence
Undercrackers aren't exclusively for males but they are predominantly so. - Mark H
"fairy liquid" is dishwashing detergent based on a brand name. - t-ra: taking the piss
they really do call cigarettes "fags". and they really do say "punt a fag" to bum a cigarette. - t-ra: taking the piss
they don't really say "saucy" that much. (also a disappointment) - t-ra: taking the piss
Never heard the term "punt a fag" used before; bumming a fag, yes. - Mark H
they felt "pulled pork" was a terrible thing to call food, as it seemed a vulgar phrase. - t-ra: taking the piss
Mark, maybe it wasn't "punt." It was another p word though that caught me off guard and became yet another conversation about lexicon. - t-ra: taking the piss
Could it have been pinch a fag? That would be a fairly common thing to say over here. - Mark H
ah... yeah, maybe. there was a lot of beer involved, you see. I'm trying to document from shoddy memory. - t-ra: taking the piss
overall I adored the melodic effect of ending statements in a question so that conversations have a kind of upbeat tempo regardless of the topic. that was infectious. I'm probably still doing it. "I couldn't rightly help myself could I?" "Lovely morning isn't it?" "They've done a smashing job haven't they?" - t-ra: taking the piss
oh, and saying "spectacles" instead of glasses. - t-ra: taking the piss
and "petrol". looking for a "petrol station to grab some fags" in Burlington was a fun errand. needless to say I did all of the direction asking on that one. - t-ra: taking the piss
and "dodgy". I was so pleased to learn dodgy is a real expression. I love that word. - t-ra: taking the piss
and "trainers" instead of sneakers. - t-ra: taking the piss
O hai! Was wondering how you got on ;-) - Heleninstitches
the naff etymology is likely... naff ;) - Pete
I'm still laughing at your discovery of fairy liquid... For hands that do dishes can feel as soft as your face.... - Heleninstitches
T-ra, I've heard something similar, like "pont a fag" before. - Sucker DJ LB from Android
Helen, we watched an insane film at the house night before last that mentioned it a lot. Can't remember the whole title... "Mr Jolly something something Next Door" I think? - t-ra: taking the piss
Shannon - GlassMistress
it's possible MAN has a death wish. He asked what was for dinner and slammed the fridge door four or five times. I'm not done with the cake, the kitchen is covered in powdered sugar, and the cake is balanced on plates in the fridge. #everseensnapped?
if my wife and i played out that scenario, i would possibly already be occupying a shallow grave behind the garden shed. - Big Joe Silence
If I wasn't so tired it would probably be going worse for him :-) - Shannon - GlassMistress
Steven Perez
Good morning, FriendFeed. -
Good morning, FriendFeed.
Planning my next vacation. :) - Steven Perez from Bookmarklet
Good morning. - John (bird whisperer)
oooh, take me! take me! - t-ra: taking the piss
Good morning, John. :) - Steven Perez
Good morning, pretty Tamara. I'll bring an extra board. :) - Steven Perez
Dude ....surfs up Mr. B - MAMA VAL#GOSCARLETTGO
Good morning, Steven. :) - Anne Bouey
شب بخیر - alireza6211
Surf's up, Val! :) - Steven Perez
Good morning, Anne. :) - Steven Perez
Good morning, ali. :) - Steven Perez
beech bunneh! - MoTO: Tufted Coqeutte
Big Kahuna Barry! :) - Steven Perez
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
J. Marie B
#saturdayff Okay, this is late. I never expected to get married. Before I met my husband, I'd come to a peaceful place where I was okay focusing on career, education, family, and friends. Marriage wasn't choosing a better life...just a different life. :)
Simply Falling - - Iyeoka ...
Hi, booteh jan :)* - mina_sydney
دانلود میکنم تا گوش بدم. آهنگ های شما همیشه زیبا هستن :) - Hadi.YaLın
Thank you booteh jan, It's so sweet of you. Enjoy your day and good night from me :) - mina_sydney
Thank you, Hadi jan, I hope you enjoy it, have a great Friday :) - mina_sydney
ممنون مینا. گوش دادم و لذت بردم :) - Hadi.YaLın
What a voice! smooth and soft - Paul
Great music, Thank you Mina jan for share it - chakra
absolutely divine! - Cera
hi mina..suck my dick plz :) - کیرتو کون مصدق :)
hi mina..suck my dick plz :) - کیرتو کون مصدق :) - کیر خر تو کون شهدای سبز
Thanks, dear Cera and Paul - mina_sydney
Thanks, dear Cera and Paul - mina_sydney
Thank you, chakra jan. Glad you enjoyed it :) - mina_sydney
Awesome ... :-* - Sepi ⌘ سپی
Sepi jan :)* - mina_sydney
وااااااااااااااااو .... نشنیده بودم میناجان .... خیلی خیلی زیبا بود - Gajamoo گـ َـجَـ مو
مینا جون خوبی؟کجایی؟ - صمد بهرنگی
. - Arash
up - Cera
+ - hosein.x6
Mina, I hope all is well! - CarlC
این چه خوبه من تاحالا نشنیده بودم چرا - اردویسور
اردویسور jan, I'm so glad you liked it :)** - mina_sydney
Give me more beautiful music like this!! :) - amni
Glen Campbell
AAARGH my wife has been looking for a teaching job for 5 years now. Had a great interview on Tuesday, and got an email this evening saying that they're trying to call her references (which basically means they want her for the position) but none of them are answering.
Hard to keep in touch with people years after you worked for them, and none of the local school district people will be in their offices until August 1st. - Glen Campbell
Oh no! I hope she can get the job on the strength of her experience and interview. - Jenny H. from Android
Two MORE good interviews; still no response from ANY of her references. Sigh. - Glen Campbell
:( i hope they come through for her! - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Eek fingers crossed. I hope they can wait until the first. - joey
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
Joaquin is keenly interested in finding out more about lava so we casted some YT videos to the TV. He's asking me where Bowser is. Hahaha!
Shannon - GlassMistress
I have stopped describing my beads in the auction groups (except for size) becasue, dude, there's a photo! Instead I'm amusing myself. Today's hippo bead had this as a description "Henrietta is not your ordinary hippo. She is palest lavender and a stand out from the herd. She loves ballet, eating watermelons (whole!) and yoga."
As best I can tell, no one has noticed. They arent reading the descriptions anyway, lol. - Shannon - GlassMistress
Love it. - Steve C
Awesome! - Janet
I have no idea if hippos eat watermelons, but I'm sure they do yoga, right? - Shannon - GlassMistress
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
Got my ring back safe & sound! A great mom saved it knowing it wasn't a toy. I can breathe easier but now I need a better storage solution!
a lock box that requires a two key system and a retinal eye scan - Sir Shuping is just sir
Eye scans can be tricked. I need some Mission Impossible type vault up in here. - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
Just wear all the rings. - Stephan Planken from iPhone
So glad you got it back! Thank goodness for great, savvy moms :D - Jennifer Dittrich
I'm glad too! I'm taking that ring and another to get the "grips" on the stones tightened. - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
RT @hotdogsladies: Grammar Pedants rarely get laid. Because they’re pretty sure you actually meant to say, "lain."
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