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November 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I want a chest-splitter that goes inside your chest and splits over your rib cage in #mafiawars. http://www.facebook.com/login...

September 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@djpearso wow..you havent twittered in months and now you are a master twit

June 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ftras amen!

June 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

second trip to idlewild..season passes are great..

June 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

training is over..i feel sooooo smart now

June 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

time to learn how to do what ive been doing for 6 years

June 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@stinkystud12 2 shots of whiskey will fix that

June 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

off to dc for training tomorrow morning

June 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

6 years ago today i started my career as a "creativity decider," or patent examiner to the lay man

June 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just joined a twibe. Visit http://www.twibes.com/parents to join

June 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

off to the zoo with the fam

May 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

off to idlewild park with the fam...gotta love season passes

May 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@odonnellsteve this isnt a close family member is it? and hey, maybe some meth after all of this will do you some good :)

May 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@odonnellsteve ouch..that bad huh? maybe getting a case of the swine flu right about now wouldn't be such a bad idea..it would save you ...

May 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

tonight at 9:44pm Kayla will officially be 5 years old..only 13 more years til we can legally boot her out!

May 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

im starting to think i didnt poison my kids... the other one is barfing and she didnt have any of the suspect food...

May 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@deepsyal I think patent guyz bc we are the initial force that controls the emerging markets. open source comes after the new idea is out.

May 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

forget swine flu-I poisoned 60% of my family with undercooked rump roast. 1 did not partake and the other had the most cooked portion.

May 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@odonnellsteve she did say she didnt want to go to rehab

May 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jrharris1 The examiner on that case sat in the office right next to mine. I wonder if I had any of your cases-if so, I hope I wasnt brutal.

May 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

off to the zoo with 3 preschoolers...

May 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

yes! first night down, all of tomorrow and most of sunday to go.

May 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

tonight is my last night of sanity. My wife leaves tomorrow afternoon for the entire weekend and I am left with 3 preschool girls..ahhhhhhh!

April 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

ahhh..another day at the uspto.. gotta love a 500 mile roundtrip commute

April 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@nipper or "chew your food before swallowing" plates

April 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

ahhh.. the pool is open, the water was green, but not anymore...the yard has been seeded and gets watered daily..eventually it will be nice.

April 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

just ran out of gas for the first time ever...good thing i was in the van with the wife and all 3 kids