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I woke up today knowing everything about everything

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Vogue Russia -- seriously guys #Amazing

23 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I don't hate you, it's just my attitude has some major issues with your personality.

24 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"College students are either: drunk, stoned, texting, having sex, or asleep." I find that quite offensive. Some of us like to eat, too

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

“In a woman man is conceived, from a woman he is born … why denounce her, the one from whom even kings are born?" - Guru Nanak (Sikh guru)

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I'm black and I find this racist!" "Well I'm racist and I find this black!"

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @thesulk: I'm pretty good at subtly ending emotional hugs.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

When you realize you overslept & you jump out of the bed like a ninja, & get ready in 5 minutes, & actually make it to work/school on time.

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

ironic that Mohammad, the founder of islam, was among the world's greatest reformers for women - now they are treated as unequal in his name

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Americans, who make up 5% of the world's population, use 25% of the world's oil. California consumes more oil than Germany and Japan. #WTF

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I'm out here in the dark, all alone and wide awake. Come and find me." –Pooh

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @AaronFullerton: "I sentence you to death... BY GROUP PROJECTS." -what the judge in my worst nightmare would say

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Brandamonium: Heard lots of great things about "Downton Abbey" from people that look like they can't fuck.

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"The first thing a dictator wants is for no one to know what he's doing" - Ralph Nader

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @TheBlackLips: I just said the word "detergent" I think ive said that word like only 8 times in whole life.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Stopping the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the "BEEP!" #thingsido

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @GaryJanetti: I hope to live a long life. There's still so much more I want to complain about.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Can you get arrested for protesting a protest?

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @TheLazyRules: Lazy Rule #23- If you ever get caught sleeping at school or at work, raise your head slowly and say, "In Jesus name, Amen"

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

saying "that's crazy" when you haven't been listening to someone #thingsido

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @mattob34: I'm at a point in my life where I find myself using the phrase "I'm at a point in my life" way too much.

February 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

This season of #houseMD is brilliant

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @KevinGetem: Look. Either you can agree with me, or you can be wrong.

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ahh do you feel those tides a'changin? #fullmoon on the horizon

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

We get dark only to shine

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Courage is the main quality of leadership, no matter where it is exercised. –Walt Disney”

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

There's no need to feel alone or lonely when compassion's at your fingertips.

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Taurus are either very lazy or very energetic, and wont change until they feel like it.

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @AnthonyDeVito : "You know what would be a Super bowl? One filled with rice more than once a week." - Starving Third World Child #BigGame

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share