I know why "Bama" is a TT, but it still amuses me bc it's one of my favorite insults: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define... It will NEVER mean Alabama to me.
If only for the sake of your 5-year old son and his poorly-wiped butt, grow a set: http://www.craigslist.org/about.... (I hope that post is just fiction.)