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Sneezing with a broken collarbone and cracked rib is just plain unfair. If you need me, I'll be holding a teddy bear while crying.
I'm broken. Snapped collarbone, cracked rib, small breaks on my arm, stapes in my head, and lots of road rash.
Overhearing highschoolers. I've learned: I'm not young. Being old is awesome. This anorexic Becky girl is a complete bitch.
Potential employers: When I tell you "I'm informal" this is what I mean (actual client email): http://cl.ly/2X2o0X1...
According to https://Mint.com/, I have spent $445 more than I earned for all of 2011.
What I have learned today: Never use an exfoliating brush on an open wound. These are my words of wisdom.
Just needed to let everyone know that I'm having a fantastic beard day today. http://twitter.com/sunnyth...
Caine is totally the most awesome kid. http://boingboing.net/2012...
Moondog's Wikipedia page is as good as his music! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
I just discovered the "Count Tool" in Photoshop. It's about as useful as it sounds but if you say "ah ah ah" after using it, it's awesome.
Easily the best video I have seen in a while. http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Easily the best video I have seen in a while. http://t.co/70VUHutj
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Need some funky music in your life? This will NOT disappoint. http://www.amazon.com/gp...
Peter Fox – Alles neu - Single Version - http://www.last.fm/music...
Peter Fox – Alles neu - Single Version - http://www.last.fm/music...
I FINALLY turned on my AC today since last summer. I'd say the terrorists have won but... well... you know.
OH: "I formed her... in my wife's womb!"
What would happen if I went to an anger management class? My guess is 5 min in I'd laugh at something and they'd kick me out.
10am phone calls remind me of how not a pre-noon person I am. Sorry @ovo!
This sandwich needs more vague ingredients: http://www.facebook.com/login...
I just signed up to get @rhjr’s new book for free. You can too. Do it here! http://rhjr.net/signup/
☑ Saddam Hussein ☑ Osama Bin Laden ☐ Internet Explorer (via @dudup)
Best thing about your DJ friend traveling for a few months? The text message that says "hey, can I store my records at your place?"
This is the best thing I've seen all this week: http://imgur.com/r/pics/xDxzX (If you don't get it, YouTube "Nyan Cat")
Forcing @iboughtamac and @jeremyvaught to listen to "Fat Boys are Back" because I can't get it out of my head.
Some amazing album art right here. http://twitpic.com/4saulp
Some amazing album art right here. http://t.co/fEk6ANt
I take a lot of comfort in knowing that the Fat Boys will never be wack.
I liked Obama's speech but seriously, at the end they should have played "It's time for the percolator" and he should have danced away.
Bets on who USA goes after next? Carmen Sandiego, Waldo, Bobby Fisher, or Coolio?
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