RT @VinceKuraitis: Clerk asked for my wife's DOB when picking up Rx. She said 1 guy had to call his wife for this. If this was you, don't bother to come home.
RT @seanmcarroll: "If you watch Jaws backwards, its a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach." http://t.co/ou3y3xUp