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RT @Bzlwzl I've had a long day. I'm so ready for my special valentines treat.I know I said I don't do valentines but now I do. //oh shit....

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Just spoke to a sysadmin at a company who didn't blame bouncing mail prob on solar activity or overflow errors in /dev/null. #Disappointing

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RT @DustinOfficial: It With Flowers.........there I said it.

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compiling kernels for my new trimslice this evening - atm video and wireless work separately but not both together. #pullthechute

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Tesco sandwich for lunch now time for a hair cut. #livingthedream

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RT @doeeyedcabbage: Fancy being depressed? "Chris Brown could beat me up any day" http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538...

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RT @robmanuel: My wife is blogging. She's much cleverer than I am. You should read her: http://reesesrants.wordpress.com/2012...

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RT @helenlewis: RT @TimGattITV: The Sun's Trevor Kavanagh on arrests: 'Witch-hunt has put us behind ex-Soviet states on Press freedom' http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol...

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The boy is doot dooting the horn in the car. He thinks it is hilarious.

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RT @glynmoody: Daniel Radcliffe sings "The Elements" - https://www.youtube.com/watch... a non-trivial achievement #lehrer #chemistry

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RT @gracedent: http://hellogiggles.com/im-not-... Wonderful ire over Chris Brown's big grammy come-back. Agree. (via @sebwhite)

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Go on, laugh daily.

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Just saw the programme for tonight, all the best ones are there! Good work @UlsterOrchestra.

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We're off to see the ulster orchestra for a surprise birthday concert of bond and beyond with @Sbb71 and @themadameoiseau. Amayonasing.

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Saw this pic in a kids book earlier, is it just me or does that look like a brothel? http://www.flickr.com/photos...

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RT @xz: If this gets retweeted a 1000 times, I won't watch any football today.

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The boy got a slide whistle with his magazine. I'm going to keep it for any "carry on" situations that occur this afternoon.

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Good work Beyoncé and jay-z http://helloblueivycarter.tumblr.com/

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Who's that girl? It's jess.

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RT @carlmaxim: I'm not saying Andrew Lansley is in trouble but every time he visits a hospital he has a DNR notice pinned to his back. #newsnight

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*looks forward to @prodnose's show even more than usual*

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RT @prodnose: Those idea bankrupt cross eyed impotent ape-vampires who make Million £ Drop have invoked a hex more terrible than they can imagine tonight.

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They're playing @prodnose's sausage sandwich game on million pound drop! #redsaucebrownsauceornosauceatall

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RT @flixelpix: Winter : Helen's Bay http://www.flixelpix.com/feature...

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Had Chinese for tea and now drinking beer. Great evening.

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Davina has a very short dress on #justsaying

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RT @paulmmay: This is ridiculous @sklise. Kinect and Node used to render a face on a web page. http://vimeo.com/36563425

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RT @JRMcGrail: WIRED: "If ur gonna re-release yr shitty movie in 3-D, then we're gonna re-release our review of it ... in SHITTY 3D. http://www.wired.com/underwi...

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Any apps like @mightytext available for iphone? I'm guessing the answer is no but worth asking.

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I heard Kim jong un has offended Cornwall council by saying grace before dinner in a b&b with his boyfriend. Is this true? #luvtwitternews

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