So there being way more important things going on in the world, I haven't shared the bizarro dude interactions of the weekend. Suffice it to say, people are acting crazy across the board. At this point I just have to laugh and embrace the awkward.
Last night I bumped into marine biologist guy at an art party, and as per usual he was impossible to read. I could describe all the various signals of interest but difference does any of it make? There's not much I can do if he simply won't call. Dude has had my number for months.