Ted Roden

There’s a house up here in Washington Heights, off 162nd [Street] and Edgecombe Avenue, called the Morris-Jumel Mansion. The house was George Washington’s impromptu headquarters as he and his men ran for their lives from the 32,000 British troops storming Manhattan during the American Revolution. Years later, after the war was won, it was the site... - http://tedroden.tumblr.com/post...

U.S Secretary of State John Kerry said that the ex-Chicago Bulls player ”was a great basketball player, and as a diplomat, he was a great basketball player. - http://tedroden.tumblr.com/post...

Sick?! First time in a long time. Anybody else immediately try to figure out who's at fault? ("She coughed when we met, the deal is off!")

RT @haxor: Own it: Data scientists just do marketing http://www.onebigfluke.com/2013...

collegehumor: 1995 World Pun Championships Chances of winning are pun in a million. - http://tedroden.tumblr.com/post...

A few months ago, our billing provider went down and deleted 5% of our credit card data. How we dealt: http://news.ycombinator.com/item... (upvote beg)

The entire @FancyHands office is giggling at this: http://www.buzzfeed.com/emmyf...

I used @fancyhands 3 times today and got back over $300 from Time Warner, MLB & [can’t say, don’t want to spoil gift] http://www.fancyhands.com/r...

I wonder if @TWCableHelp will send over rabbit ears so I can watch the oscars tonight and fax me copies of my email. (Out for days now)

Youngest: "uh oh" Slightly older: "oh oh oh, all the single ladies"

RT @andrewgbeatty: Completed my first month on @fancyhands and renewed for a year on the premier package. Great service with great value thanks @tedroden tryit

"people like a chip that snaps with about four pounds of pressure per square inch." http://www.nytimes.com/2013...

Had a great time today. Thanks all! RT @AlleyNYC: @tedroden Alley Weekly https://twitter.com/AlleyNY...

RT @DoWorkTogether: Assistants for you, directly from Do! Brought to you by @FancyHands - http://www.fancyhands.com/blog...

If there is a locked door in your home and there is even a remote possibility that the person you’re currently dating is behind that door and could be immediately killed by the bullets you fire at the door, try not to fire a gun directly at that door. - http://tedroden.tumblr.com/post...

I don’t have a trophy room. Some of them go up in my office, which I think is an appropriate place to intimidate businesspeople. Which is my aim in life. - http://tedroden.tumblr.com/post...

why you should set your admin password by Scott Beale on Flickr. - http://tedroden.tumblr.com/post...

Jordan is 50 tomorrow. Which apparently means I’m going to read 50K words on him this weekend.  - http://tedroden.tumblr.com/post...

Just watched my first episode of house of cards. I’m suddenly very excited for arrested development.  - http://tedroden.tumblr.com/post...

You don’t become stupid when you turn away from the philosophy and pet the dog. - http://tedroden.tumblr.com/post...

Shuffling - http://vimeo.com/59740881

sirmitchell: Meteors are falling in Russia, possibly related to the asteroid that is flying extremely close to Earth in the coming hours. HOW TERRIFYING IS THIS?! Cool! - http://tedroden.tumblr.com/post...

theonion: Double Amputee Proves He Is Capable Of Anything: Full Story - http://tedroden.tumblr.com/post...

The wife. - http://tedroden.tumblr.com/post...

She gets me. - http://tedroden.tumblr.com/post...

She gets me. http://instagram.com/p...

upnorthtrips: Happy 45th, Gary. - http://tedroden.tumblr.com/post...

openareas: steelopus: Wait, what? Here’s Sir Elton John talking with Dave Grohl (who was hosting Chelsea Lately, because …?) about playing on the new Queens of the Stone Age album. My excitement level for this album continues to grow exponentially with each new tidbit of info. Also, he sneaks in a great quick-witted barb at the end. THIS IS SO... - http://tedroden.tumblr.com/post...

Join me tonight at the office to hear Ari Meisel speak on how to “Automate and Outsource Everything in Your Life” http://arimeiselfancyhands.eventbrite.com/

One of the best parts about having our new shark is finding out what type of pickle he got into when he’s all alone. Stuck in the bathroom this morning. (at Fancy Hands) - http://tedroden.tumblr.com/post...