So many dumb things I've heard, I can't possibly pick one as the dumbest. God, Aliens, Creationism, "The Gay Agenda", any of a hundred conspiracy theories, recordings of myself after a night on the vodka etc etc etc
- Slippy 2.0
"At the beep, please leave your name, number and a brief justification of the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma and we'll get back to you. "