“OH: "I just wish the Clintons hadn't George Lucased their campaign."”

“Having an adult dinner party at casa de @monstro and @cskott. Amy is frightening them with stories of parenthood. Yay birth control!”

“Tonight's party was magic, @Zappos. Thanks for a brilliant evening. Alas, I forgot my souvenir tumbler :(”

“MC Hammer has entered the building.”

“The real credit for the free booze goes to @zappos_alfred, who's the one writing the check :)”

“it's a perfect spring evening on the roof of Medjool, where @zappos is hosting an open bar twittermob. Come join!”

“Retweeting @zappos: Come to Sky Terrace at Medjool - 2522 Mission 6-9 PM! Open bar, show "Zappos" on left hand for free drinks.”

“Win a grass-fed cow! http://www.winagrassfedcow.com...”

“@bryce Count me in!”

“Immensely enjoying the political mood tonight. It's uplifting to see Rovian tactics fail so miserably.”

“Love this design write-up by@garrettdimon : http://tinyurl.com/6msjkh Thanks, Garrett!”

“Today is crashing: http://tinyurl.com/6cnvjl”

“@scheidel Sounds interesting, and I'd love to hear more! Schedule's potentially free then.”

“Trying to convince Quinn that there's already sugar in Rice Krispies. He insists he needs to add more. Time to hide the sugar bowl.”

“Watching the Flight of the Conchords do a brilliant Bowie impersonation. I love these guys. "Bowies in Space..."”

“Eating Delfina thin crust pizza while listening to the Cure. I didn't realize how much I missed this music.”

“a chilly day for portrait shots in the park, but at least we aren't modeling bikinis.”

“For all the beeps and audio cues I translate into meaning from phones and devices I may as well be having full conversations with R2-D2.”

“@jasonbentley Oh you know, it's twitchy conversation between two laughable city-dwelling couples mining their post-modern idiosyncracies.”

“OH: "I feel like I'm in a Twitted commercial." (Amy is pitching hard)”

“Discovering that my baby Tesla brought two friends together in a true romance. Learning this over a Woody Allen-style dinner at Serpentine.”

“Haircuts for the whole family today! Prepping for our first fam portrait tommorow in Dolores Park.”

“Encircled by rabid photographers.”

“@Jschwa Good news--you don't need to require your users to login separately to Get Satisfaction. More here: http://tinyurl.com/4cytzg”

“On my way to VentureBeat's party for the launch of their new Digital Media blog. Congrats Matt Marshall and team!”

“left my laptop at work and feeling like I lost a limb. I'm having phantom itches. (thank god for my iPhone).”

“I usually don't trumpet my own press, but I'm really happy with this interview with Fast Company: http://is.gd/a6o”

“Yikes, I'd only watched the first ten minutes of that episode. Best to stop there.”

“This South Park episode is a masterpiece: http://tinyurl.com/68g6hb”

“@ryancarson Great Howie's link. So simple, but so enlightened.”

“My son at the pool, after ripping off his shorts, proclaimed today: "I am the champion of Naked!"”

“whiteboard super-session at casa de @Christine. I can't believe the size of the whiteboard she just pulled out. Massive.”

“about to give the Customer Service is the New Marketing talk to Haas BSchool.”

“Woke up with swollen glands and a relapse of hearing loss, surely the inevitable consequence of a debaucherous rock-and-roll lifestyle.”

“@bryce A vegetable designed to make George HW Bush cringe twice over, no doubt.”

“OH: "I'm irony's bitch."”

“At a space age patio party in San Jose. Here come the Jello salads.”

“On my way to Six Apart for OAuth Hackathon!”

“What a perfect morning at Golden Gate Park. Except for the absence of parking spaces.”