Geoff Barnes

Why do people use so many commas? - http://blog.texburgher.com/post...

Pittsburghers: Who wants to get together for a holiday Refresh Pittsburgh happy hour next Wednesday evening? Gauging interest. Speak up!

Baby, you should see the size of my site map.

Life is full of surprises! Like when your girlfriend surprises you by announcing to your parents and sister that you're moving in together!

Wishing happiness to friends @seanhussey and @irreverend as they celebrate their kids' birthdays today. APOSTROPHES, GUYS. SEPARATE KIDS.

Come to think of it, everyone deserves better. If only that could mean a single thing.

I wish I knew how to take compliments better. @SamanthaToy & @j1mj0nes deserve better than my awkward silence.

"Esteeming Myself"

“I Love Everybody” by Lyle Lovett Oh, go on and listen. If the quirky sentimentality doesn’t do it for you, the silly, singalong chorus definitely will. Maybe. - http://blog.texburgher.com/post...

"Aging the Sabot"

Lyle Lovett / 'South Texas Girl' - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Social means sharing identical values at all times? - http://blog.texburgher.com/post...

Pyongyang announced Nov. 30 its decision to issue new currency and limit the amount of old currency that could be exchanged to the equivalent of about $40, based on unofficial exchange rates, a step that essentially scrapped all other private money. - http://blog.texburgher.com/post...

Interrupting your focus on your own work, family, and friends in order to harvest anonymous compliments or deflect anonymous dumbassery does a disservice to everyone involved and is, in my opinion, an utterly depressing and unscalable way to slouch through life. - http://blog.texburgher.com/post...

What makes bad art bad? - http://blog.texburgher.com/post...

This will not stand, ya know, this formspring meme will not stand, man. - http://blog.texburgher.com/post...

are tats on girls generally tacky, or is that just tramp stamps? what about if it's Latin? - http://blog.texburgher.com/post...

Formspring: Because humility has prevented people from pontificating on the Internet for long enough.

Is this real life? - http://blog.texburgher.com/post...

I’m already stumped. - http://blog.texburgher.com/post...

I'll bet the hardest part of loving people when they most need to be loved is not hating their needy asses.

I like this straight-forward, sarcastic tweet by Jon Gruber because I’m teaching Conner how to detect and use sarcasm* and I find it to be a timely and accessible teaching aid in that endeavor. * Teaching sarcasm is something people do. - http://blog.texburgher.com/post...

Flavrd - http://flavrd.com/

I like DuLac and I cannot lie! - http://blog.texburgher.com/post...

Hey, so what's everyone been doing for the last 27 minutes or whatever?

Sometimes, venting your frustration only makes matters worse. Aggressively plunging a clogged toilet, for instance.

@davidherrold @stevewhitaker says the blindness is permanent, so, do you mind if I ask you to call me instead of writing?

I bet a memorable cimematic mashup for kids would be Horton Hears a Deer Hunter. Welcome back, creativity.

In the wake of Favrd's demise, I wonder if I should expect the hair on my palms to actually ungrow, or simply to fall out.

@CcSteff Meta-me resents that, but, more to the point, finds that resentment captivating.