Elin Nordegren just became the worlds greatest potential girlfriend. She’s a gorgeous 29-year-old Swedish girl all set to collect hundreds of millions of dollars, and you could cheat on her with up to 8 different women, or 9 as long as one wasn’t a porn star, and you’d still be a better boyfriend than Tiger. (via wwtdd).
Carlos, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Barrett Robbins had the best team-distracting-run-in-with-the-law-prior-to-a-huge-football-game of all time.