""Yesterday it said that I was dating Avril Lavigne. What the f**k is that - she's Canadian, I wouldn't do that," he said, before adding: "No offense to Canada. "I know her. I accidentally shaved her head," he joked. "But yeah, you never know where these stories come from. "Sometimes they have some sort of valid truth to them," he continued. "Did I f**k Avril Lavigne? Who knows. I can't remember, but chances are no. Sorry Avril."" - Andrew David from Bookmarklet