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Number of lanes open at Target? 1 out of 18. Take your time, guys.
I am at a water park trying not to get wet. IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!
I've got two fishing rods, 300 plastic lures, a crankbait, and several other related things. Ready for golf this weekend!
Memphis Update: The BBQ is worth the price of admission
Attention: There is nothing to stop at on I-22 from Birmingham to the Mississippi line. That is all.
the free @digg app's here for iphone! they're giving out a custom colorware ipad everyday for 2 weeks to celebrate! http://digg.taptaptap.com
I feel about as optomistic as I did the first time I saw The Empire Strikes Back.
What is lunch? Baby don't serve me. Don't serve me. No more...
Coworker describing my work: "It's like watching Mozart painting a picture."
Today, I saw a two-year-old holding a thrift store Barbie doll which had seen better days and declaring it to be "Crack Barbie." Not kidding
After much trial and error, I've come to realize that what I'm looking for in a woman, personality wise, is River Tam.
On one hand, the people around me are driving me nuts. On the other, if I didn't have them around, I'd go nuts.
@YahtzeeCroshaw My vote for best introduction goes to Katamari Damacy.
"I know my lawyer is spying on me..." - Actual quote overheard today.
Non-nerdy confessions: I never really liked the Final Fantasy series.
I'm not saying that my car has it out for me, but I'm pretty sure I heard it say something about a cake before it broke down.
@thelindsayellis yes to both. The world is my car and shower.
I have the puppet song from Charlie and the Chocolate Factoy on my Zune. I'm weird.
Have fun sleeping after watching fat Charles Barkley, kids.
Book of Eli review: A $%^& movie with a $%^& surprising "Christian" message that should surprise the $%^&#$ out of #$%@. (Yes, it's sarcasm)
I am majorly impressed at the speed that TVersity is able to pull web video, TRANSCODE IT, and fire it off to my XBox 360. Astounding.
Interstate muckamucks: Why do you have the street lights on two very dangerous stretches out of Bham off at night? In the RAIN?
Protip: If you're driving in-town on a cool evening, the lesser-known works of Henry Mancini are a great compliment to the mood.
Me: We're going to have a great day today! Much productivity had by all! Stomach: Uh-uh-uh! You didn't say the magic word!
@mattmurphyshow Try this scanner: http://download.cnet.com/Malware... It's worked for me in the past.
@mattmurphyshow I'm a former tech. Bad software uses fake error messages all the time. You are infected, likely by the "scanner" itself.
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