The Daily What

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Cyanide and Happiness. - http://thedw.us/post/236602542

Buy This: Sandwich Cookie Cake Pan from Williams-Sonoma. My two favorite things in the world: Baked goods and feeling like a giant. [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/236532843

Sara Asnaghi: “Organs in Pills” Pills shaped like the organs they’re intended to treat. [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/236475178

…and this is where I exercise my M&M eating skills. [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/236408600

Etsy Find of the Day: Homemade Longcat Fleece Scarf by Heather Dugger. Longcat Fleece Scarf is five feet, six inches looooooooong. See Also: Tacgnol Fleece Scarf. [thanks lili!] - http://thedw.us/post/236324589

End Of An Era?: Joe Perry thinks Steven Tyler may have quit Aerosmith. http://www.lasvegassun.com/news...

Buy This: Vintage seven-piece Wendy’s cheeseburger coaster set from eBay seller lovin-life-ojs. Don’t dawdle: Bidding is already up to $42.57, with six days to go. [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/236255694

Jesus is not rolling around in his grave. [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/236204613

Cool Story, Bird of the Day: A flock of some 300,000 starlings form an ominous, shape-shifting cloud in an unspecified plot of sky above Denmark. [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/236132653

Morning Links: It’s Caturday! Everything you need to know about Android 2.0. Want to know why your baby is crying? There’s an app for that. Dislike Facebook posts with Firefox plugin. How everything goes to hell during a zombie apocalypse. Isaac Eiland-Hall wins domain name case against Glenn Beck, hands domain name to Beck (who raped and murdered... - http://thedw.us/post/236071885

Lights Out: The ladies of Australian all-girl quartet Kaya perform, while a fiberscope snaked down their throats spies on their vocal chords. Sweet dreams. [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/235661285

Late Links: My Kind Of Beauty Queen: Miss England gives up crown after punching rival Beauty pageant winner. Having cured all diseases, scientists turn their attention to next thing on the list: Fruit sex reassignment. Now That’s An Excuse: Woman allergic to husband’s sperm. Cleavage Friday: Blake Lively and Kimora Lee Simmons. Topless Friday: Eva... - http://thedw.us/post/235618991

This x That: The Making Of An American soldier: A Photo Series. The Big Picture: Martian landscapes. Study: Babies pick up mother’s accent while still in the womb. Should I buy that extended warranty? (via.) How To: Know how much sleep you need. Pixies celebrate the 20th anniversary of Doolittle by giving away a free live EP. (via.) DOS pillow... - http://thedw.us/post/235508134

Girl Gone Wild of the Day: UNM junior defender Elizabeth Lambert was suspended indefinitely from soccer and civility following the most unsportladylike conduct I have ever seen in my entire life. Also: Me-ow! [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/235548113

Tweet of the Day: This just in. [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/235471101

This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: The side-splitting lads of Sidecar take an unpasteurized look at the udderly mad world of the common milk man in Milk Men — a silky smooth spoof AMC’s Mad Men. [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/235449716

Venn Diagram of the Day: “Vin Dieselgram” by J. Thornburg. [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/235400536

Look At This Fucking Dog Video of the Day: Your dog does not want to be dressed as an AT-AT Walker for Halloween. [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/235362729

Abstruse Goose. - http://thedw.us/post/235327742

Street Art of the Day: Reclaimed phone booth spotted in NYC. [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/235306993

Skatepark Art of the Day: Octopus Pool at the Lugano Skatepark in Lugano, Switzerland. Concept + execution by street artists Pablo Togni and Christian Rebecchi, AKA NeverCrew. More photos. Making of. [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/235278345

Letter Of Note of the Day: A telegram from former U.S. Naval Operations Chief, Admiral Edward W. Eberle, cabled to all Naval stations on August 22, 1924, ahead of an extremely close Mars opposition, requesting that airwaves be monitored for potential Martian contact. [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/235224100

Beautiful Perspective of the Day: Infographic on drug-related deaths vs. proportion of users vs. media coverage in the UK, prepared by David McCandless of Information Is Beautiful for a Guardian blog article on the subject. Note on cannabis-related deaths: The cannabis deaths figure is a bit dubious in my opinion. Firstly, how can you die from... - http://thedw.us/post/235251164

Lunch Links: Revenge Of The Nerds: Iranian math whiz unexpectedly excoriates supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei during student Q&A. The way to a terrorist’s heart is through his stomach. Prisoners rush to save guard from strangulation at the hands of an inmate. Old and Busted: School bus. New Hotness: School plane. 950th time’s the charm for... - http://thedw.us/post/235191050

The Joy of Tech. - http://thedw.us/post/235206477

Dear God No of the Day: I began to weep for the future but was momentarily distracted by a cat disarmingly lusting after a cheese-coated ground beef patty sandwich in broken English and forgot what I was weeping about. [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/235176945

Tee of the Day: “Polar Beer” by Ian Leino. Why yes, that DHARMA Beer Station logo is available in button form, thanks for asking. (TeeFury Alert: Now or never.) [buy.] - http://thedw.us/post/235105607

Urban Improv of the Day: Improv Everywhere agents take the Trump Tower atrium by storm with yet another spontaneous musical mission. (The mission was filmed for Today Show segment on pranks; be on the lookout for a special Ann Curry cameo.) [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/235137000

Fan-made Futurama Movie Poster of the Day: Andy Samberg as Fry? Cobie Smulders as Leela? Seth Rogen as Bender?? I’d like five of each and a side order of NOW PLEASE. [via.] - http://thedw.us/post/235069222