Early Bird Special: Think Nickelodeon’s requirement that all its stars sing regardless of talent is something new? Think again: Here’s Melissa Joan Hart as Clarissa Darling of Clarissa Explains It All fronting a fictional band called Clarissa and the Straightjackets. Sadly absent: A cover of “Clarissa” by Mindless Self Indulgence. [nylon.] - http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post...