Eben - FriendFeed

Is a contact high considered constructively possession? I've not exerted dominion and control but...

6 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ItsNeverLupus of course it did... Wouldn't have expected anything less. Btw, always start with vodka at 10-11am for a good day. Fuck beer.

9 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

This Week's Sign that the Meek Shall Inherert the Earth: Staten Island Burger Chef has a neon sign advertising free WiFi.

16 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ItsNeverLupus you crack me up... Btw, How are you not there yet? I thought my 11:30 arrival was late.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ItsNeverLupus @jennifih on the contrary... Not sure you can go wrong with that description.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Housed a Buffalo Chik'n wrap. Now trying to convince myself that expeller pressed, hydrogenated whey isolate is healthier than it sounds.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Tony_D: I think Tim McCarver and Wolfram Alpha are the same entity; they often give out nonsensical answers to questions I didn't ask.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hello, Giant Scary Man on the Subway! I can assure you, my outwardly facing demeanor is only a façade; I'm really scared on the inside.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Rhetorical Question: Am I interested in attending a wine tasting called "Spit and Twit?" Done and Done. http://www.citywinery.com/events...

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just found all three seasons of "Airwolf" DVDs; I'll have them by Friday with free shipping. The love I have for Amazon Prime is unhealthy.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jennifih Someone with glannon's animal magnetism hardly needs a pickup line. Glannon just... Is.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I never thought I would say this, but after a bad start, Comcast came through on something in a big way. I'm really impressed. Well done.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I've been nonproductive today, unless we're using #/length of naps as a metric.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Douchebag solidarity movement - http://www.boingboing.net/2009...

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What Can I Get You Folks? - The Eternal Ketchup Quandary - http://www.slashfood.com/2009...

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That Didn't Take Very Long - http://pipeline.corante.com/archive...

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Woman Finds Frog in Bag of Lettuce - http://www.slashfood.com/2009...

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Dark, Fudgy Brownies with a Very Unusual Ingredient Recipe Reviews - http://www.thekitchn.com/thekitc...

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Incredibly Earnest Preteen Coach Is YouTube Gold [Basketball] - http://deadspin.com/5396459...

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11.3.09 - http://community.livejournal.com/pearlsw...

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Orbitals - http://xkcd.com/658/

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How to open a bottle of wine with your shoe - http://www.boingboing.net/2009...

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Dear Mainers, Because there's a majority on an issue, it doesn't mean it's right. To wit: burning witches, segregation, etc.... Sadly, Eben

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Thinking of getting a math tattoo, but we have such a discrete and tenuious relationship that I know I'd regret it later.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I was having a crappy day, but I just met Jesus on the subway and he's promises to save me; so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dear Mac and Cheese, All three lbs of you were delicious and worth it. Best, Eben

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ItsNeverLupus Smiling is good. Unprompted smiling is better.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Talking Corporate Head: bla bla bla... bad economy... bla bla bla... cost savings...

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I think corporate brought in the super attractive HR chick as a distraction. It's working.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I've always wanted to live tweet a layoff... twice in 8 months.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share