“theJoshMeister is heading home from work. Woo hoo! — Oh, and by the way, my Windows workstation just bluescreened.”

“theJoshMeister shares Today in history: American Bar Assoc founded (1878 ), Louvre employee steals Mona Lisa (1911), B'day: Kenny Rogers (1938 ) is.gd/1MXZ”

“theJoshMeister shares Today's birthdays: LDS Church President Thomas S. Monson (1927), Carrie-Anne Moss aka "Trinity" from The Matrix (1967) is.gd/1MXZ”

“theJoshMeister wonders why sometimes I can't scroll back very far in the timeline unless I reload the page”

“theJoshMeister is going to bed now. Bye for now, Plurk pals!”

“theJoshMeister has finally gotten a letter from Wachovia congratulating me on paying off all my student loans! w00t!”

“theJoshMeister shares More birthdays: Al Roker (1954), id Software's John Carmack (1970), Fred Durst (1970), Kraftwerk's Ralf Hütter (1946) is.gd/1LMj”

“theJoshMeister shares Today's b'days: Don King (1931), Ron Paul (1935), journalist Connie Chung (1946), Cthulhu author H. P. Lovecraft (1890) is.gd/1LMj”

“theJoshMeister shares More history: Lou Gehrig hits 23rd career grand slam—current record (1938 ), Beatles' last time in studio together (1969) is.gd/1LMj”

“theJoshMeister asks So this is what I look like Mangafied, eh? www.plurkpix.com/pix/26Y.png”

“theJoshMeister shares Today in history: Darwin publishes evolution theory (1858 ), U.S. Pres. Andrew Johnson declares Civil War over (1866) is.gd/1LMj”

“theJoshMeister is going to bed now. ¡Adios, amigos!”

“theJoshMeister shares Don't Download This Song by "Weird Al" Yankovic”

“theJoshMeister has got a weird error message after restoring a hard drive image. Thanks to that article I fixed the problem.”

“theJoshMeister shares Today in history: Salem witch trials: 1 woman and 4 men incl. a clergyman are convicted of witchcraft and executed (1692) is.gd/1Kc2”

“theJoshMeister says Like Pandora? Muxtape? Now would be a good time to go to www.SaveNetRadio.org”

“theJoshMeister shares Today's birthdays: actor/politician Fred Thompson (1942), Bill Clinton (1946), John Stamos (1963), Nate Dogg (1969) is.gd/1Kc2”

“theJoshMeister is waking up for a moment to plurk to avoid karma loss.”

“theJoshMeister is about to fix an old PowerMac G4 (400 MHz, 832 MB RAM) at work”

“theJoshMeister shares "7 8 9" kids song by Barenaked Ladies - download MP3 here: www.nettwerk.com/download/BarenakedLadies/BNL_789.zip”

“theJoshMeister shares More birthdays: actors Robert Redford (1936), Edward Norton (1969), Christian Slater (1969), Malcolm-Jamal Warner (1970) is.gd/1HrA”

“theJoshMeister shares Today's birthdays: actor Patrick Swayze (1952), "Weird Al" band member Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz (1956) is.gd/1HrA”

“theJoshMeister asks What have you been up to this fine Sunday?”

“theJoshMeister shares Today's birthdays: Davy Crockett (1786), Robert De Niro (1943), Oracle CEO Larry Ellison (1944), Sean Penn (1960) is.gd/1G20”

“theJoshMeister shares Today in... current events: Michael Phelps wins 8th gold medal at 2008 Olympics, new record for most golds in 1 Olympics is.gd/1G20”

“theJoshMeister shares August 16th birthdays: Steve Carell (1962); On this day in history: Debian Linux first announced (1993) is.gd/1DVl”

“theJoshMeister shares WTP? Dell is selling Apple memory!? Digg this! www.macmod.com/content/view/1519/”

“theJoshMeister shares Check out this fun LOST band, "Previously on Lost"! MySpace | iTunes”

“theJoshMeister has been walking precincts this morning to find out how people plan to vote on CA Prop. 8 (a Yes vote means marriage between man and woman only)”

“theJoshMeister is burning a lot of calories running up and down the stairs tonight. Baby keeps crying, among other things.”