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مستقبل العراق -- العربية تحاور القادة - The Future of Iraq - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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If we can teach a dog to fetch, why can't we teach a two year old to change his own diaper??
Holy fuckballs. That is not cool. http://twitpic.com/2wv8dt
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If there was a zombie apocalypse tomorrow, I'm totally using you as a shield.
The highlight of my morning may have been stepping in dog shit. That's how well this is going.
Why did I have to blow my nose in the shirt I wanted to wear this morning? WTF is wrong with me?
Why do all the dogs want to sleep in MY bed? I'm in a twin bed! Do not want. There isn't enough room in here for us all.
You know, I should let the dog chew on the razor. It'll learn her good. #effinpuppies
If you add artisinal to any menu item you can jack up the price real good.
Try not to believe the lie you were told growing up. It's bullshit.
Yay!I pink puffy heart @psychonaut101 Love u guys RT @WITCHD0CTOR:on the floor next to @Psychonaut101 Ibogaine frees another heroin addict.
It would be nice not to be sick. It would be really really nice.
The 20mph school zone with the flashing, blinking light? Is merely a suggestion. Good to know! My kid is in there- SLOW DOWN!
I have the honor of going to see Lama Tharchin Rinpoche tonight. It should be most excellent.
Which may say more about my cooking, but I'm choosing not to see it that way.
I don't know why I bother making dinner. They just feed it to the dogs.
http://www.twitvid.com/6RRLX - Trying to get an answer out of a two year old can be maddening!
I love that RT @WITCHD0CTOR: A tree told me I'm dying, then reached down with its mighty branches and hugged me.
They're wearing their Jet Packs and they're not yelling at each other. WIN! http://twitpic.com/2rv1ky
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Let me tell you what just ruined my day: I FOUND A FLY IN MY SPAGHETTI. ZOMG. Hurl. *passes out*
I don't usually carry a purse, but just started so I can be a grown up. So far it contains my debit card, license, and 4 kinds of candy.
The Child- I don't want FETTUCCINO ALFREDA Me- Good, because you're getting FETTUCCINE ALFREDO. Now be quiet.
My iPhone sends me a Word of the Day. 98.7% of the time I already know it and this makes me BRILLIANT. Clearly.
4 any1 person to say that there is only 1 way of recovery is BS.The multiverse is vast.Whatever continues ur journey & expands consciousness
Just landed in Islip in Long Island and it might be warmer here than West Palm. It sure as shit is warmer than when I left this morning.
Well, hey, I'm in the second row. I might die in the crash, but at least I'm first off the plane. Suckahs!
I hate to say it, but I will anyway. Traveling without the 2 and 7 year old is WAY NICE.
My parents have 6 birds. This is what they tried to do to me. http://twitpic.com/2qyzrt http://twitpic.com/2qyzto
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